Ha! Gunshows...

The last laugh out loud moment I had was for the "Rare Spanish Gamo" sign. Most decent air guns I see (Beeman/RWS) are as Paul describes...well worn & $200 over priced.

And there's always the "dry fire cowboy" with the table full of junk up by the front door. "Lemme show ya how powfull that gun is, son!"
click clack POP! "Yep, you could shoot every cat in the neighborhood & nobody would ever know. It'll keep 'em from crappin' in the missus flowrs."

I love gun shows.