Although it has been said apparantly that the umpire in question used to stand in Birmingham League but got dropped for being rather poor, so he went to the Worcester League and they dropped him, so he wound up in the Marches league.
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PS this is the first time I have been on this forum since I left Hereford nearly 2 years ago.
I dont know who has logged in using my name, but it is fairly amusing.
Missing the old banter loads - may the best team win.
I havent played a single game of cricket since leaving the county. It just wouldnt be the same.
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I am the one and only you plonker. Anyway use your spell checker the next time you inbred dumb wit. How dare you try and impersonate the one and only Fryer.
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You see my dear boy thats just were I got ya - Everyone knows I could never spell. Expose yourself you low life form from the sticks. No bottle, Step up to the plate and show your true color's.
Who is this Impersonator - I demand to Know.
Send me a mail sonny if you dare.
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I don't dare for fear of getting a virus from you. My medical contact informs me you've got the pox. Penicillin usually works my dear boy.
Look now mate, everyone knows I can get pretty nasty when riled. You've had your 15 minutes of fame so bugger off now and impersonate someone else. Everyone on here knows there is only one Fryer and that's me. You are warned matey!! You are not a Welshman, are you??
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My dear, Just because the master blaster is away doesnot men that you can play! You are an imposter and I suggest a challenge to get to the truth. I mean we must have the truth. Mr morris is getting very confused.
You suggest the challenge and I will rise to it you cad.
Ps if I do have a virus then I must have caught it off your mother.
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Look now you imposter this is getting a bit boring. Even Mr Morris and Neil Morris is getting confused. We really must sort this matter out.
OK if you want a challenge Mr Chris Fry, here we go. Everyone knows that Fryer is a lardy, fat arsed slob with no sense of humour. Nevertheless I have scored 130 odd centuries, mind you most were recorded in the back yard. If you can prove to me that you are lardy with an arse the size of two barrels then I will believe you. Bye Christopher.
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How happy Andy Williams sounds as he trills out the line 'The boys watch the girls while the girls watch the boys who watch the girls go by'. Why can't social services adopt a similar carefree attitude when moving me on from the local primary school?
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No Look sunshine Everybody knows it was 142 Centuries and that I weigh just a smidge under 22 stone. If you want proof then I suggest that you let me sit on your face like I do with your mother.
What was your highest score and who was it against then Fryer?
Ps who is the scared bloke slagging off our forum. No bottle
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No bottle?!!
Who are you then??
It says Chris Fry.....so after this one i`ll be Chris Fry...then i`m identifiable and then what??
Two things....i`m sure there will be some sort of idle threat or the like and secondly and more importantly, as this is a cricket forum, i`m sure the cricket in the Marches League wont improve.
As i said bring back the Monmouth boys...at least they could play cricket and have a laugh....after all you should of heard the way they used to talk about Morris. He would be standing there having his daily half after the game and the boys would just relentlessly take the mick out of him and he didnt even realise!
It became a standing joke when Talgarth were the next lambs to the slaughter...stuff the team and then stuff Morris.......great days.
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