"A spanking! A spanking" as Dingo and her cohorts cried in the Castle Anthrax.
Most of these reports are devoid of any unit ID and locational information, usually intentionally hiding unit IDs by referring to "x" or "y" unit, but this, one , being preoperational, has more useful information which I unintentionally left out:
"My cat may be able to telepathically control my mind, but he will never be able to play the piano." - unknown