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From the WTF! files November 4 2009 at 7:33 PM		(Login el-rancho-decomposo) Missing-Lynx members from IP address 71.109.155.21


"Months ago, foresighted Chemical Warfare Service and Quartermaster Corps engineers designed a protective covering to guard our soldiers against blister gas. Its a tent-like cloak big enough to completely cover its wearer, pack, rifle and all. Made of special gas-proof cellophane, it stops the searing splash of deadly vapors which burn through ordinary clothing, shoes, and skin. Even its seams are gas-proof theyre sealed with your old friend "Scotch" Tape. Stopping penetration of destructive chemicals, man-made or natural, is one of "Scotch" Tapes commonest war jobs. It is used as a gas-proof, water-proof seal on scores of vital supply cartons used by our armed forces. Naturally war needs have first call on "Scotch" Tape for the duration. We hope that if you miss its convenient help around the house, youll remember its still working for you wherever it is. When these war jobs are done, "Scotch" Tape will be available again for home usebetter and handier than ever before." I really the comment by the guy who posted on his website: "I think the advantage of this outfit is that it doubles as a body bag after the soldier dies from exposure to toxic agents."