saftey police stopping all the fun in life

i used to have a right laff at the people sliping down the muddy slopes at the east stand car park, until the fun police fenced it of . i remeber a poor woman was stuck half way down it and couldt get up. and another chap who could have just as easy walked a round ,calling dave whelan all the names under the sun ,with mud all over his clothes.people are just to serious these days .