Media Drivel

Yesterday's N-o-W:
Says we're looking at Leroy Lita at £5m. The hack asks the question would he rather stay in Reading's reserves or face a relegation battle at Wigan. That'd be the same Reading who are just two teeny weeny points ahead of us then?

Mirror today:
Some hack caught Fat Sam, Hughsie and Brucie in a club in Manchester all rather the worse for wear after a few scoops of Burtonwood Mild, Asked Fat Sam who he thought would get the poisoned chalice. Fat Sam pats Brucie on the back and says something along the lines of 'This fellers got it nailed on'. Top wind up or are we not being told summat?