Jeff....who?....Gotta be Foxworthy.

Glad to see that your confidence isn't waivering but where have you been lifting lately? Decided you couldn't hack it in the open division so decided to wait until the competion got older to lift against them huh? Anything goes Powerlifting Federation, or maybe playing with the juice monkeys in WPO?

You do know that the federation your lifting in now relies more on what you can do rather than what your however many ply suits can do. Single ply is a bit different than triple little man. One big difference is that your numbers will be a little more legit instead of as inflated as they have been. Half squats and unlocked knees aren't allowed you know.

It's been a few years since your last Nationals about 36 months or so, kinda makes one wonder.....

Just to let you know, I already knew the records were going to fall. Tell you what though, I'll let you enjoy my records for as long as it takes me to break them. That way you can tell your grand kids what a great lifter grandaddy was and how he broke records once. The only thing you'll be breakin before, during, or after the meet is wind.

Again, your unshakeable confidence is admirable but it's gonna take more than that too win. If you plan on winning you better plan on going well over 2G. Tell you what my chalking days are long behind me but I'll chalk you if you'd like, must warn you though it'll be in the form of a footprint because I'll be kickin you ass all day long in a few weeks.