A little xmas song for those not in the BFG fan club

To the tune of "Jingle Bells"
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Fags and Gum
Big fat tum
Geoffrey's back to play
Oh what chance now do we have
To win on Boxing day - hey!

Fags and Gum
Big fat tum
Geoffrey's back to play
Now we'll be like turkeys
And get stuffed on Boxing day

no clues from the boss
chaos on the pitch
another ****ing loss
Conference life's a bitch
Watch the pikeys leave
laughing as they go
taking all 3 points with them
as down the league we go

Oh- fags and gum
big fat tum
geoffrey's back to stay
wonder if the players
know which style he'll play - hey!

fags and gum
big fat tum
let nobody moan
when he drops chris sharpling
and brings in Jimmy Greaves on loan

he won at west brom
back in the good old days
and he's still the man for the job
(but please don't mention Ks)
half the seasons gone
we're deep in the ****
so lets bring in some triallists
who may or may not be fit

oh! fags and gum
big fat tum
Geoffrey will turn it round
and we'll parade the trophy
next year at purfleet's ground

next year at purfleet's groooooooound.