"I'm not saying your cut, you just don't have a spot for sure."

It was very close between you and another guy.

We would like to keep you but your mom is about 200 lbs over the Quota.

"Your son is welcomed to try out for the team."

We're just not sure right now what direction we are going in?

And usually they don't have a f*cking clue what direction they are going in?

We have a spot for you if your mother smiles a lot and has a long white coat.

Sorry, what was your name again ?

Were you on the ice or are you here for the next tryout ?

Your child's effort was outstanding. The special team tryouts are down the hall on the red rink.

Maybe hockey is not for your kid.

Where did he play last year? Oh, Are their tryouts over?

He did very well for a first year player.

Have you ever tried soccer?

Sorry, your son is a bit of a pussy. We don't take pussies on the team, just on the Moms.

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So what I'm gathering that getting cup is very common in the GTHL?

I am wondering why a coach would bother to take a kid on for a whole year, or several kids, and then decide that they are no longer worth spending time on? Especially at the younger ages, (9 or 10). How on earth can you tell what kind of player a kid has the potential to be? Especially if there aren't any superstars on the team.

I'm not saying your son isn't welcome, just that I think he should play elsewhere next year.

Cuts at that age have to do more with Parents. But some kids manage to get cut on their own because of their attitude.

Brutal...these are kids you are talking about. Getting cut is devastating for a child and all you can think of are best lines. Put your efforts into something more constructive. This is a new low for the N54.

We're not making any decisions until the end of the season.

"Your son is going to score a lot of goals this year."

Unfortunately, it won't be with us.

Hey 1:47. It's not like these are being made up (well, except for the ones about the moms I hope). These are actual things said by the coaches. Blame them.

1:47 is some goody-two-shoes mom.

If it were my kid, I'd want to tell him myself. I'd lie lie and lie to protect him. ie. we can't afford it this year, you need to concentrate on school, let's try select so we have more time. Make it our fault not his.
If my kid was older, then it would be a different story.

1:47..having a little fun, thats all...

If your kid at 7,8,9 is 'devastated' about being cut from a hockey team, you are doing something very wrong as a parent, even if you think it has nothing to do with YOU..(its you that is devastated)..

We dont have a spot for him on our aa team. I hear ys is looking for more aa players.

Hey don't worry, I hear YS is looking for AAA players! Let's go!

Sorry kid but your mom didnt produce

Didn't you get your release from us a few years back to go play somewhere else. Oh, I remember, it was at Novice, so you decided to come back now.

Your welcome to tryout if you want to bring him. Lucky if he makes it to the 3rd tryout. Can you say, Dads EGO will hurt it for the kid.

no more soup for you!

Sorry but you can skate without toe picking and even skate backwards. We have no room for you on this team.

sorry there are no spots left.....was the 3rd kid in...

you are inconsistent but that was a good exhibition game you had three nice goals!

I liked your mom better as a blonde

it's not you, it's me (us)

I put in a good word for you with (insert AA team name here) you should go to the tryout.

We have decided the team needs to go in a different direction, that's why he is the new coach.

"If it were my kid, I'd want to tell him myself. I'd lie lie and lie to protect him. ie. we can't afford it this year, you need to concentrate on school, let's try select so we have more time. Make it our fault not his. "



Insulating your kids from real life only hurts them, not helps them

that is the problem with parents and soceity today
we all got cut from teams even school teams

what is wrong with a kid learning that he isn't good enough and he needs to play at a lower level

why must we be so over protective
you aren't good enough...work hard and maybe next year you will be good enough end of story

"Its just not fair for me to have to keep sitting him in close games. Its for the better"

I'm not sure why your name was deleted off the team email list.

your kid sucks, get lost

We think you will develop better at a lower level. We're sure we'll see you next year. Keep up the hard work.

My kid was the best skater out there!!!! Ya he was, but he can't play hockey worth sh*t!

Keep up the good work,, your a great player, by the way, I've decided to ap your boy.

But my boy has been asked to 1 practice, and never been asked again. I think that should be a good enough sign.

For a nine year old, you have pretty good speed, but you lack focus...sorry.

We don't want you to come out to tryouts and just take your money! We're not like that! But let us tell you about what we're doin for next year!

Truly you guys are the arses!

Thanks for nothing, losers!

team is full

No decision has been made yet because we still have not finished evaluating all prospects.

I am not cutting you, I am cutting your parents.

SEE YA!

import problem, sorry...

Yea, I know you're better than my son, but there's no way you're taking his spot.

I really wanted him on the team but the manager decides who we are signing. If it was up to me I would have signed him.

-With a pompous accent, swager and a big toothy grin.

Thanks for comming out.

You were the last cut.

lol

You are too small

You have "a tick" in your skating stride

lol

Ask your Dad to stop bashing coaches on N54 and you may make the team next year.

ha ha ha, ho, ho, ho boy kid you stink

its not you...its me

You skate like Brian Orser. Unfortunately, you hit like him too.

You're a really great player, unfortunately, little Pasquale Ankleburner over there has a dad with $10000 in sponsorship. Do you think you can match it? Good luck with your next team.

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You should sell your skates and buy a soccer ball!

great idea!

Your dad is no longer the coach so ....

Sorry kid. I'd rather have the Zamboni on the ice.

Unfortunately, you make Belak look like Lafluer. Adios muchacho!

"Sorry son but we checked your family tree. It seems that 18 times removed you are somehow related to LS"

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Yes, while your an excellent goalie and played well at this level. We have to make a spot for " the best goalie in his age group " the assistant coaches son ! 100 % true

Even though he plays D

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lol

LMAO


Almost choked on my BEER !

The sad thing is ,it is a true story,D last year goalie this year

your mom is just not hot enough

Sorry you don't skate well enough. Work on your skating more and we'll see you next year.