#1- Head coach has no son,daughter,brother,sister,blood relative or is in a relationship with the mother or father of all of the above listed.

#2- Team Budget is over $ 40,000 for the 08/09 season.

#3- Head coach owns a hockey school the team has to take part in.

#4- Head has already filled out his complete team and set roster for 08/09 season.

#5- Head coach tell you if your kid is not playing AAA minor atom next season they might as well give up hockey.

Please help your kid and stay away.

get a life

how to pick a parent you dont want on your kids 99 team:
#1- complains about coaches - yours or others
#2- complains about budget and wont fork over his share of Team Budget until playoffs
#3- complains about ice time
#4- complains that no one passes to his kid
#5- complains about other kids/parents on team
Please help your kid and stay away.

has this worked out for you

you've got 99 kids? that means your wife was pregnant for 75 years! wow.

How to pick a coach? Draw straws.

hee hee

hee hee

The best way of course to pick is by sheer throwing stenght.

The caber toss is the only way to realy determine best

only 3 to choose from

the best coaches are AM and LS because they actually care about the kids

let me get a tissue....that was beautiful

If a coaching staff kid(s) get most of the ice that should tell you where their focus is.

If your on a losing streak and he turns to the parents and says "what should I do"

Get your kid off his team

why