You know that guy, whos in that band, with the video, about that stuff?....

My husband is a musician, so is my stepson.
All my bestest dearest friends are musicians and/or groupies. They know the bands, they date the bands, they fuck the bands. They book the bands, they see the bands, they get backstage and fuck the bands some more.
They drop names like it was goin' outa style.
And I sit there, shakin' hands with the bands, get hit on by the bands, serve drinks to the bands.
But I never know who the hell any body ever is.
Case in point the time I hung out with the ButtHold surfers, scored some drugs for them, toured them around the french quarter and continued on to a party with them. At the party Reverend Horton Heat was there. "Oh cool! I commented to a friend, Rev. Horton Heat is here"
"So what," they replied " You fuckin brought the ButtHole surfers!"
My response? "I did?!"
I never know who anyone is and it gets annoying when everyone sits around and yaks about names Ive never heard of all the time. I'm never impressed by any of it so I guess they think Im just so cool Im unimpressable. When really its my disinterest. I chalk it up to my parents not having a good stereo system during my childhood. My friends say it was cuz I was stuck in my room drawing and taking pictures.
I truly cannot relate.