Have You Any Clue?

Hey, what exactly do you know about football? You obviously seem to have the qualifications to be able to judge the credentials of Eddie McGoldrick. Having said that, I know you haven't especially due to the fact that I have not heard of you. Please tell me Honky Tonk Man if you've played at the very highest level of football. Do you have a european cup winners cup medal? Do you have numerous caps for your country? Do you have the experience of going to the world cup with your country? Do you have a bulging bank balance because of your time in the game? I bet the answer is NO you arsehole!!!!!!!!!!!