Hello,
My name is Gerard

(okay guys/gals all together 'Hello gerard')

and I......ahem......grrr....ahem....


am


a bug bigot.

I hate them.


whew.


every plan takes that first step.


(I have no idea how i am going to make restittution with all the bugs i have done harm to though?....hmmm....;-D)


wink

You don't make a big mess. Heck, you could even put them into your freezer to show to your friends later ......... or for eating, if you happen to run short on grocery money one week ....

Freezit, by the way, is also useful for removing chewing gum from carpets. As you may have experienced, it's nearly impossible to take chewing gum out of carpets with anything; it's gooey, sticky crap that just won't let go.

If you freeze it, you can break it up with a hammer and vacuum it out.

-Vince

but gee, that 'freezit' has 101 uses lol.....

That's how God keeps the insect population down: he freezes them in the winter. Only the lucky ones survive to live the next year.

-Vince

talking about that....i was kidding about the 'eating' part...sheesh...humor seems to be a luxury....wow.

my mistake....again....sigh

Probably best one quits while they are ahead. That is something I am really working on anymore.

I wrote a post today with a lot of scriptures, explaining what I believe today about what their saying, planning on posting it, then stopped, and felt led not to post it at all.

Now I feel it was the Lord that I didn't do so. Although I did keep the post none the less, storing it for maybe another time, rather than just deleting it altogether.

Like I say, sometimes it is just better to let it go.

Love ya much,
Sandy
"For the Lord giveth wisdom; out os his mouth cometh knowledge and understanding." (Pr. 2:6)

of mine and be a little funny/silly.

some just have to turn some agenda or be mean spirited with everything...

Best to you Sandy ....how is Cody and AL????


hope you ALL are well.

g

Two comedians about ready to stab each other over misunderstanding each others' jokes....

-Vince

I am no comedian....and then I apologize fully for not getting what you were trying to emulate.
sorry for the misunderstanding.

Maybe, in reflection....the problem we both have isn't a difference in humor...rather than a lacking in relationship between us....? dunno.

g

first of all, I would suggest asking yourself WHY you fear them.

Make a list of what makes you fear them, as well as writing down how you feel when you see them.

Love in Jesus, Ju

Gerard is a BUGAHOLIC.  Poor him, it's genetic.    Gerard and Colleen have not been going for walks lately and I highly expect the cause to be the millions of fish flies that are swarming and dying on the sidewalks.  They always come out of the river to mate this time of the year....no...not G & C  ....the fishflies...silly.......some would probably say: "What a way to go."  But not when they cling to my window screens...I hate those things.....grin

Joanne

its part of being human.

Love in Jesus, Ju

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THEY ARE HORRBLE LOOKIN!!


lol.....

yer killin' me here haha.

Ju

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You can always tell when a centipede has a wooden leg: when he walks, he goes 99-clunck...99-clunck...

Seriously, though, once when I was a kid, I was milking one of the cows and watched a centipede crawl into the cow's ear. A little later, that centipede squirted into the milk bucket.

It had gone in one ear and out the udder.

In faith, Dave
Viva Texas
dave@christos.cjb.net, dpeirce@christian.net

A cynic's work is never done.

a centipede turns 100?

He's on his last leg!~

-Vince

he would tell his girlfriend.....

"You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs ....!"



Ju

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snort...

Half a centipede!

Keep em coming!!! LOL

Ju

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very good Dave, made me laff.

Love in Jesus, Ju

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"Don't get out of the love boat
The waters are infested with sharks"

you twit....lol.....snort....

good one Bob!

Ju

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