At first glance, they couldn't seem more different, even opposite. Napoleon is a lanky adolescent, eyes all but shut behind his glasses, and jeans stuffed into his Moon Boots – he is the poster boy for redheaded-stepchild syndrome. Nacho is a squat man with glaring eyes and undulating eyebrows. His frizzy hair, his monk's robe – he looks like a more than slightly disheveled Friar Tuck. But scratch the surface and the two have much in common.
Signature statement
Napoleon: "Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?"
Nacho: "When you're a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun."
Heroic footwear
Napoleon: black Moon Boots
Nacho: red wrestling boots
Heroic costume
Napoleon: three-piece brown polyester suit
Nacho: blue stretch pants, red shorts and cape
Favorite food
Napoleon: tots (tater)
Nacho: chips (corn)
Archnemesis
Napoleon: Uncle Rico, the creepy, football-throwing door-to-door salesman
Nacho: Ramses, the arrogant, gold-mask-wearing wrestler
Triumphant moment
Napoleon: Victory-sealing dance at election assembly
Nacho: Improbable defeat of the mighty champion
Good-luck token
Napoleon: Future Farmers of America medal
Nacho: A lucky machete
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