No no no no... nobody can out SEX THE EUROPEAN SEX GOD!
by Gunther (ECF Cruiserweight Champion/AON)
It was UNSPEAKABLE!!!! But Gunther's title as the EUROPEAN SEX GOD was on the line!!!! but don't fear ladies and smexy gentlemen... don't FEAR for Gunther is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo G'DAMN SEXY TONIGHT!!!!! Awh yess......
The lights dimmed...... the disco lights GLIMMERED WITH UTTER STARDOM......... then..... a plateform rising from the stage floor comes up...... on poles was his sunshine gurls and lead by Shaniqua self!!! Gunther puckered up his already RED WET AND AWAITING LIPS... awh yess.... yes lets get this pardeh started!!!!
Gunther: How are you doing tonight? [doesn't give ppl time to answer because he's just too damn sexy] WELL..... tonight I AM VERY VERY VERY SEXY!!! YES... and my mullet it extra silky tonight as well!!! mmmmmHmmmmmm..... For my first act, I shall win your hearts over..... many times! You shall love me to neverend! ITS THE DING DONG SONG!!!
His sunshine gurls sleezyingly rubbed up and against Gunther's tight BOD and then played with his mullet. Gunther was just standing in one spot as if he was too damn good and let all the women around him do the work for him!!! Gunther then puckered up his lips and grabbed his crotch!!!
Gunther: Awhhhhh THAT IS WHY I AM THE EUROPEAN SEX GOD!!!! ::licks::
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