......................I am SOOOO Winning Tonight!!
by Gunther (ECF Cruiserweight Champion/AON)
The lights dimmed..... the disco balls lowered!!!! THE PINK MIST SEEPS THROUGH THE STAGE!!!!! AND THE FANS STAND UP GIGGLING THEIR ASSES AND DOING THE DING DONG HEAD BOP!!!!! A mass of Sunshine Gurls pour from the stage and they were dancing and doing the ding dong as well!!!! The fans then scream in an uproar as the one man that has single-hand-dongly stolen the show!!! Gunther walks out and then puckers his lips!!! he then flicks his mullet and then dance along with his hawties!!! We quickly and suddenly forget that this was a wrestling show and then as the lights flicker on and off even amongst the other rings with the awaiting wrestlers..... Gunther takes his sweet time walking down the aisle towards the ring!
Gunther: SOOOO WHO IS SOOOOOO SEXY TONIGHT!?!?!
As Gunther finally arrived to the ring.... he enters.... adjusts his collar and just as he took the mic to his lips one more time to sing for alls of us......
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