interview

by Soul Breaker

( A Interviewer comes up to Soul Breaker. Soul Breaker is in the corner of the backlot of the arena. The Interviewer pokes him with a mic. )

Interviewer: Hello, Soul Breaker. Hey. Umm, can I have you for a second?

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Soul Breaker: Want do you want. I will have a 'second' with you.

Interviewer: You are facing Gunther in a Barbed Wire Massacre for the ECF Cruiserweight Championship. Do you have anything to say to Gunther?

Soul Breaker: I am trying to lose weight. So, if I am not to 212. I will not face you for the title. I am already at 215. Better get ready to bleed, Son.

Interviewer: Ok, what is your stragety?

Soul Breaker: To destroy him.

( Soul Breaker grabs a celery stick and chews on it like crazy!! )

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Soul Breaker: Look, I am going crazy now. Leave me alone!!!

Interviewer: Ok. Bye

( scene fades. )

Posted on Jun 22, 2009, 9:45 PM

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