Mmmmmm that's TOO bad Senior......CUZ MY TITLE IS TOO SEXY FOR YOU!
by Gunther (AON/Cruiserw. Champ/European SEX GOD
Tazz: Oh man.... gesss this guy is psychotic and I LIKE THAT!! Ha ha ha!!
Micheal Cole: Whatever this mission is... Soul Breaker has an interesting choice of opponents.... Gunther is one man that is controversial in his own right. Even if this isn't for the title belt, I have a strong feeling that Gunther will be leaving out of this arena on a stretcher!
::King looks over towards Micheal as if he couldn't believe his ears::
King: What the hell... what do you mean by that Micheal! GUNTHER IS THE MAN! sure he's a bit, strange, but that's all good because HE HAS HIS SUNSHINE GURLS AND THEY ARE HAWWWWTTT!!!!
Then, just like that..... the lights dim. The camera pans around the ring with the menacing and intimidating 6'8" monster known as Soul Breaker... he was playing with the barbed wire board with his tongue but then, suddenly, Gunther's HAWTIES come storming out from the curtains singing!!!
Sunshine Gurl: This is your night.... everything is right Come light up my life it's a summer night!!!!
Gunther strolls out from the backstage in hand with 4 Sunshine Gurls!!! Gunther puckers his wet and awaiting red lips and then adjusts his rayband sunglasses! Gunther stands there like a pimp- and lets his gurls do ALLLL of the work.... then when it was time for him to do one line in the song... he steps forward, puckers his lips and then raises the mic to his mouth........
Gunther: UH LA LA... TINI WINNI STRING BIKINI!
Gunther lowers the mic, and then thrusts his right hand up to his chest- then you see the glistening ECF Cruiserweight title across his waist... Gunther then does the ding dong head bop with his hawties and then slowly walks down the aisle.... Soul Breaker was pacing back and forth in the ring- but Gunther acted as if this was a concert and not a wrestling show! he hops on the apron- turns his back away from Soul Breaker.... raises the mic to his lips and then just before he was about to finish his singing-- Soul Breaker MAKES A MAD RUSH AND THEN RAPS THE BARBED WIRE BOARD ACROSS GUNTHER'S NECK!!!! THE BELL RINGS, AND GUNTHER IS GAGGED AND DRAGGED OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INTO THE RING.... Gunther was now crawling away from the looming Soul Breaker......
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