It didn't take too long and we INSTANTLY are showered by condoms falling from the ceiling!! The curtain opens to revieal a hoarde of Sunshine Gurls! they bop their pretty little smexy heads to the beat with a ding dong head bop!!
Then, the MAN OF THE HOUR....
Strolls outs from the curtains.... OH YES HE DID!! Gunther **SMACKS** his lips and blows a kissy-poo to alls of his loyal and smexy fans oh yes!!! Gunther does the ding dong and then he strolls to the judges table by ringside....
david hasselhoff is looking at his own porn...
Piers Morgan was picking his nose and playing with the burgers he promptly plucked out.... Gunther puckered his wet and awaiting red and did I mention wet and awaiting? well they were damit! anyway, wet and awaiting red FULL lips!! Gunther blows kisses to the fans and then sits down.... he has his coveted and sparkingly white ECF Cruiswerweight title infront of him on the table with bowl full of bananas and melonas.... Gunther takes the mic in FULL
Gunther: Uh LA LA LA LA!!!! I AM TOOO DAMN SEXY TONIGHT!!! AWHHHHH.....
JR: Gunther has been on a roll... could anybody topple his reign as the EUROPEAN SEX GOD!
King: Ommmmmggg....... THE SUNSHINE GURLS ARE SOOOOOO HOT!!! Umm.. what did you say JR I wasn't listen... omg!!! they are doing the DING DONG!!! THE DING DONG!!!!
:: Hops up and does the ding dong along with the Sunshine Gurls ::
Lilian enters the ring....
Lilian Garcia: And Gunther's opponent..... hailing from North Korea.... his is the Dictator of the sleaziest.... dirtiest.... and HAWTIEST AS A NUCLEAR REACTOR MAN ALIVE..... Kim Jong-il!!
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