Oh.. you like that one huh? NAUGHTY!!

by Kim Jong-il

The lights dimmed and from the center of the stage......

Kim Jong-il: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I see you chillin by the bar!!!

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Kim Jong-il: Why don't you grab your girls and come chill wit a star?

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Kim Jong-il: We up in VIP, drinks on me..................

Thn a closeup of Gunther.....
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Gunther: Mmm.... Seniorita..... I dunno..... David?

David Hasselhoff: Well. WOW I LOVE IT!!! AND Letme say, that I Love your country and what great work your doing over there- with the killings and bomb testings.... GREAT JOB! You certainly got Talent and I can see you going ALL THE WAY to Las Vegas in a rocket.... but I HAVE TO SAY NO... sorry...... but the thought of you waxing those hairy flabby man boobs makes me want to vomit....

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Piers Morgan: I thought you were extremely talented, a complete turn off and if this was any normal show you could have won but unfortunately I am incapable of saying anything new and I am still in love with Gunther. AND for the record, I would love to see you wax those hairy nipples man!!! GOOD WORK WITH KOREA.... I know you will be a BOMB over there!!!

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Gunther: Awhh senioria... it looks like 3 no no nos....... I AM STILL DA SEXY EUROPEAN SEX GOD NOBODIE CAN TAKE ME OFF OF MY THRONE!!!!

Posted on Jun 27, 2009, 8:43 AM

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