Chane was in a world of pain already with 5 minutes into the match!!
Chane managed to coward himself into one of the turnbuckle corners on his bum but this did not stop Doom for she runs with a scream and STRICKS HER RIGHT KNEE STRAIGHT INTO CHANE'S PLUMP SILVER SPOON MOUTH!! Chane spits out blood and then falls face first to the mat... this was hilarious and quite enjoying!!! Doom takes Chane by the left arm and then drags him over to the center of the ring.... she runs and then leaps from the top of the rope with a swanton dive but MIRACULOUSLY Chane rolls over to the side in time!!!! We then see Chane slowly rising to his feet and once he sees Doom down on the mat.... he laughs... points and does a little jig before struting in the ring wasting valuable time....
JR: YOU DUMBASS FINISH HER!
The boy wonder finally remembers that he needed to win by submission and he tries to criss-cross Doom's legs in a failed figure four attempt... instead the idiot manages to lock himself in a reverse figure four!!!! and DOOM didn't even know she was in it applying the pressure to his fragile string-been legs!!!! Chane is screaming and pounding on the mat!!!!! Instantly, the ref signals for the bell.....
King: Wow! that was a quick match HAHA!!!
Lilian Garcia: Your winner by submission..... DOOM!!!
Doom gets up and she just figured out she won the match and then looks down at Chane screaming like a little baby holding his right leg and rolling over.... Doom grabs the mic to lay in some last minute words to the dork in front of her....