The Cameraman catches up to possibly the most SEXUAL and controversial man that has ever stepped foot into this sport! EVERYBODY is talking about the phenomenal and music brilliance of THE G-MAN! Gunther just exited his dressing room and he is accompanied by TWO HAWT MOMMA sunshine gurls!!! As the camera walks backwards as Gunther walks forward.... Jerry The King Lawler himself approaches Gunther! he instantly eyeballs the beautiful women and their puppies.... then as Gunther puckered his lips - Jerry takes the mic and speaks......
King: THE G-MAN!!! YOU ARE THE MAN!!! you are not ONLY the reigning ECF Cruiserweight Champion but you are now the LUCKIEST man alive.... ha ha ha ha and I don't just mean having these goregous and luscious women follow your EVERY command..... day and night... but your now the ECF District Promoter!!!! Then, you get a bye right into the Kreature of the Ring event..... What do you have to say to your competitors?!
Gunther was looking out into outer space in a deep trance... he finally shakes out of it when one of his beautiful sunshine gurls tugs his pink and glittering sportscoat..... suddenly Gunther flicks his mullet and then puckers his lips before speaking firmly into the long and awaiting mic.....
Gunther: Mmmmmmm what does the HAWTIEST AND MOST SMEXY EUROPEAN SEX GOD HAS TO SAYS TO ALLS OF HIS OPPONENTS TONIGHT.... WELL........ THE G-MAN HAS ONLY ONE THING TO SAY.... I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXYYYY TONIGHT AWH CHA CHA CHA!!!!
Gunther flings the mic down to the floor and raises his chin as high as he could as if he was smelling dried fish and then puckers his lips before walking off... King was just standing there staring the whole time at the blonde sunshine gurl who was playing with his crown on the top of his head
Then.... the lights dim.................. Doom was in the ring stretching her legs when all of a sudden..... the lights turn bright pink and confetti falls to the ground just as Gunther exits the stage arm-to-arm with HAWT SEXY MOMMAS!!! his Sunshine Gurls!!!!
Gunther: Uh la la.... la ta ta ta ta!!! ::flicks his mullet and then struts to the ring as he is singing... Doom just tilts her head to the side with her hands on her hips as if wtf she has gotten herself into.....::
Gunther enters the ring while still singing and then does the ding dong infront of the Undisputed Champion of OUR sport!
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