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Awhhh... yes so very interesting... well only 1 thing to say....

by Gunther (ECF European SEX GOD Champion)

Jake Truesdale finally stops talking... but Gunther was too busy licking the jingly bells off of the sunshine gurl's fluffy bras. Hunter kicked Gunther in the back of his leg which sent the SEX GOD mixed signals that Hunter was jealous! Gunther waved his finger back and forth like he was a naughty little senorita, and then gazed at Jake Truesdale with his brown rayband sunglasses as if this was the first time he ever saw Jake. Gunther puckered his swollen red lips and blew a kiss at Jake which only infuriated the big man. This didn't sit too well at all with Jake- but Gunther removes his SEX GOD Championship and then slaps it across his right shoulder as if that made his claim alone that he WAS SO MUCH MORE SEXIER than Jake!!! Gunter clinches his right fist up to his chest and then takes the mic in the other hand and places it firmly next to his awaiting red and strawberry-pineapple gelato covered lips!!


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King: OMG!!! PUPPIES!!! I SEE PUPPIES!!
**gets up and does the ding dong







JR: Damit will Gunther answer Jake and explain what the hell a G-Factor Match is!!!!?














JR: [looks up at King dancing and getting his groove on doing the ding dong] I give up.... Why even have a wrestling show when you can see Gunther on stage?!













King: HA HA HA!!! ITS A summar night JR!!! Come get up and do the DING DONG!!!

JR: /sigh I'd rather hang myself..... and look at Hunter.... he's beside himself. I feel sorry for him










King: CHA CHA CHA!!! Uh la la!!! Gunther and his sunsine gurls ARE SO SEXY TONIGHT HA HA HA!!



JR: I don't get what you see in this guy! HE'S SWEDISH AND BALD AND OBSESSED WITH DING DONGS!!! H--E--L--L--O!!!









King: I want to BE Gunther!!!!


JR: When will this nightmare ever end!













JR: IF we ever get to hear what this G-Factor match is, how can Gunther ever win a REAL wrestling match. He doesn't even wrestle... HE SINGS THIS ISN'T A SINGING SHOW!!

















King: Sssshhhh I am TRYING to do the ding dong JR!!! Cmon I know you want to do it too GET UP!!!!






JR: Oh helll....
Jr finally gives up and gets up to do the ding dong with King!! JR wiggles his butt and then rolls his arms around





Gunther: Jake....... Mmmm.. Truesdale... awh yes... This is your night. [Jake looks at Gunther with a raised eyebrow] YES! Jake.... everything is right come and light up my life it's a summer night this is your night come and hold me tight yes you are the one it's a summer night


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... la la la la
its a summer night

oh la la
teeny weeny string bikini

this is your night
everything is right
come and light up my life
it's a summer night

Jake... Truesdale... yes yes... THIS! This is YOUR night
soooooo you SMEXY senorita... come and hold me tight
yes you are the one
it's a summer night


Hunter just stands there with his mouth wide open... speechless....
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MMmmmmmm....It's a hot night
I come from playa
I'm feeling good
and I want to partaya


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I hear the kongas, mm
I feel like fire, ah
my party mood is getting higher

When the lights go out
there is no return
darling show what you can do
I want your body next to mine



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OOOOOHHHHH la la
teeny weeny string bikini

Gunther then gets into position and he is joined by his smexy sunshine Gurls! Jake just stands there disgusted.... is this a wrestling show or a night club?!?


Yes... YES I AM Sexy Tonight... but, Jake this is your night
everything is right
come and light up my life
it's a summer night



Awhhh... hold me tight... yes.... this
this is your night
come and hold me tight
yes you are the one
it's a summer night
it's a summer niiight



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oh la la
cha cha cha
oh la la
summer nights


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Jake.....


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I saw you body
I saw your lips
I saw you dancing and moving your hips
you have a sunburn
like chokolada
it's you, me and pina colada





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when the lights go out
there is no return
darling show what you can do
I want your body next to mine



Hunter: Ummm... Gunther taps his shoulder as Gunther was doing the ding dong Sooo... boss... what about this G-Factor Match? Could use an answer right about now....


Suddenly Gunther takes Hunter by the wrist and tries to do the macarena with him but Hunter pushes Gunther off of him and looks pissed off... Gunther however stares into outer space and puckers his lips


OOOOh la la
teeny weeny string bikini






Finally. Gunther's music ends and then Gunther slowly lowers his mic as if he just SERVED Jake Truesdale... Jake's mouth was wide open and speechless... suddenly, Gunther flicks his mullet and then speaks


Gunther: Hows about that smexy senoritas.... yes?? GOOD?? SEXY?? Yes... its very sexy....


Hunter: Um boss... G-Factor....





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Gunther was eyeing one of the sunshine gurls tits and then flicks his head to stare at Jake....
Gunther: So G-Factor yes? Welllll.... its a match my dear... a specialty of mines.... Nonononon... its not to compare dings dongs cuz I know I would have you beat before the match begins cha cha cha.... Well... in only 30 little minutes with three rounds so.... 10 minutes per round you perform in da ring with your BEST wrestling moves. If you can impress a panel of smexy lady judges at ringside, you can earn their vote. The first to get the most votes.... wins!!! Keep in mind little man, that yous don't PERFORM with the finest moves then you will not get the judge's vote..... I can already see that the G-Man will be the winner no? YES because I am the BEST European dancer... singer AND wrestler in alls of the world!!!

Posted on Oct 27, 2009, 8:50 PM



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