OAWH well this will make you UNBORED AND EXCITED senorita!
by Gunther (ECF DP & SEX GOD Champion)
After 20 mins of waiting, Charon was just about to leave the ring... but just as she bends the middle rope down-- Gunther's music hits!!!! Gunther oozed out from the backstage... arm to arm with his HAWTIES! and of course, the pink coloured and diamond studded ECF European SEX GOD Championship sleazily strapped around his 24inch waist. Gunther puckered his wet and all-so-awaiting red lips at the camera.... and then lowered his rayband sunglasses with a diamond studded "G" symbol etched into one of the sides.... Charon in the ring was now standing in the middle of the ring with her arms on her hips... just shaking her head and what just farted out from the back!
Gunther: OOOOoooooooooooo I AM DA MAN!! Yes seee... I got a cock to prove it!
Charon's eyebrow raises and then all of a sudden- stage crew by ring side bring in containers and opened them by the sides of the ring. Hens flap out and circle Charon while white feathers fell from the air as they flapped their wings furiously!!!
Gunther had walked down the ring and entered.... Gunther: I am AN IRRESITABLE attractiun! AWH HELL TO THE YES..... I am DA MAN! MMmmmmmmmmm.... NASTEH! HONKEY AND.. mmm Racey.... Charon, your sooooo lonely tonight!!! LET'S SAY ME AND OF COURSE YOU GO SOMWHERE AND PLAY WITH MY TRA LA LA!!