Charon looked round and watched in disbeleif. Without uttering a word she kicked Gunther right in his tra la la, picked up a hen and shoved it right up where the sun don't shine! Gunther squealed like a girl and Charon glared nastily at him.
"Normally I'd stuff the chicken but you probably already did that with your nasty looking tra la la, so now the chicken gets its revenge...."
Charon reached round and picked up a baseball bat that had been thrown into the ring by an irate fan, she raised it and smashed Gunther across the face with it breaking his nose.