wawa naman itong mamang 'to. basahin ninyo . . .

I was tired of being bossed around by my wife; so I went to a
psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said I needed to build my self- esteem,
and so he gave me a book on assertiveness, which I read on the way home.
I finished the book by the time I reached my house. I stormed into the
house and walked up to my wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, and said, "From now on, I want you to
know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you
to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal,
I expect a sumptuous dessert afterwards. Then, after dinner, you're going
to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath,
guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," she said.

Kawawa nga nung mama.

si 'wife' naman o... kinawawa si mister

That man does not know yet that the wife is always the "commander in chief" in the house? In my house, my hubby said...I am General(Concern daw)...! Hindi bale, general naman! Promoted daw ako from MAJOR(disaster)...na promote naman!

katz

tama ang sagot ng wife, kasi yung mama over naman ang transition, from being bossed around to being the boss with finger pointing pa, huh!

Ms. Ems - tama ka, very abrupt yong strategy nung mama, kaya pahiya tuloy siya.

Ms. Katz - tutuo din yong analogy ni hubby mo. The first lady of the house is the true commander in chief. Sabi nga kung ang ama ang head of the family, ang ina naman ang leeg. At ang leeg ang nagpapagalaw sa ulo. he-he-he.