My Treatment

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Well, here's my attempt at MSTing the fic. I used the characters from the already posted replies, and I don't know if they're in character, so feel free to change who says what lines around.

> KEY
>
> [Kryptonese decoded.]
NeoVid: Kryptonese: Cantonese thinkerized.
> #########################################################################
> "[Time is ticking away. Long ago, Kiz Kiz-El discover that
> our planet. First our planet was a solid core, similar to
> Earth. Next, like Oa, to had a liguid-based core. Now, it
> turned into a gas. This gas is the end of all of us.]"
NeoVid: Too easy.
> Jor-El stated. "[The coucil members argee to take action,
> but didn't when Kiz did not reappear after a week time.]."
>
> "[Get real, Jor-El.] " stated Tal-Zin. "[But Kiz didn't
> write that books. We think it's just that patrical joker,
Mark: Yes, that patriarchal joker. He wants MEN to be in charge. Can you believe it?
> Ra-Xi that written that book that you claim Kiz Kiz-El
> did.]"
>
> "[She did! I had proof. This computer record has Kiz'Kiz-El
> s real voice.]" stated Jor-EL "[On it. She tells ours about
> our core, what it would become before the end. It matches
> by theory of Krypton's end.]"
Signus: (as mystic) You see, there were two balls in the sky. The left one was the sun, the right one the moon.
>
> "[Rao nevers gambles with the planets. Why would be kill
> our plant? We are a loving race, honor life before death.
Mark: Bee not like plant. Bee sting plant to death.
> You need to get over that Xel's henchman in you, Jor-El.]"
> stated a coucil member.
>
> "[Sheol! I wish this planet exploded when Kiz Kiz-El was
> around! Then I won't had worry about this!!!] shouted
> Jor-El, as he stumped away. "
Neovid: (as Jor-El) You see, the stump I have is a relic of the great war.
>
> ###########################################################################
Mark: Bad fic! You need a pounding!
Everyone else: *GROAN*
>
> "[They didn't belive you?]" asked Lara, Jor-El's wife.
Signus: I don't get it! The flying monkey theory is PERFECT!
>
> "[They say 'Rao never gambles with the planets'. I show
> them by proofs...like... glowing rocks...., light rays from
> the future..... and even Kiz's old books.....,computer
> disk....even old council files. And they cliam that moron
> Ra-Xi did it! For Rao's sake, why did they took that vote
> when I asked. They keep telling me that I'm beening working
NeoVid: (swedish) Ya, ya been working too hard.
> too hard. Some members of the council members think I want
> take over Krypton. That's a bunch of lies and they know
> it.]" stated Jor-El.
>
> "[Should we do 'Plan-K?]" asked Lara, with a sad voice.
Signus: Sorry, plan K is the reanimation of the recent dead. Long distance electrode shock into the pinon pituitary gland....
>
> "[Of course. At least, if Kryptonian explodes, you and that
> child will survice.]" stated Jor-El.
Mark: Yes, you and that child shall serve ice for the entire galaxy! MUWUWAHAHA!
NeoVid: Yes, two biological specimines will suffice. It's a good thing DC forgot about inbreeding.
>
> They move to a rocket. It's looks big enough for just two
> people.
Signus: Brought to you by the department of plot contriviances.
>
> "[I'm having Gal-Al's nerves.]" stated Lara. Jor-El
> nervously wonder what's going on . "Gal-Al's nerves" is
> similar to Earth's "cold feet". In otherwords, Lara is
> having some second thoughts.
Mark: We COULD have said that she was having second thoughts, but that would be too convinent.
>
> "[What is it, Lara?]" asked Jor-El.
>
> "[With my weight, it might never make it to Earth.]" stated
> Lara sadly. "[Let's give our 'Star Child', Kal-El. to
NeoVid: Cambot, que Thus Spoke Zathustra!
> Earth!]" She was holding a baby boy, with black hair. He
> was wrapped in red, blue and yellow blanket.
>
> "[My Rao's power shine on him.]" stated Jor-El. "And make
> him land safely.]"
Neovid: Hold the lettuce.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
> Clark Kent was walking nervously around his apartment.
> Never even his power of recalliton had this much power. In
> dreams, usually about Lois Lane's strange appents, or
Signus: Yes, Superman's getting superhorny about Lois Lane.
> Superman getting medevil on Xel. Clark Kent check every
> inch of bedroom.
Signus: And only found three prom queens in drag.
> Clark wonder if the metor he got last
Mark: Was the one he needed to finish his collection.
> knight had hidden red Kryptonite in it, but he reminder
> Prof. Hamilaton's remark. The metor was 90% lead, which
> should had at least cover a good portion of the Kryptonite.
> Clark need some fresh air. He quicky make this way to his
> closet.
Sarah: Hey, look! Superman's in the closet!
> He quicky removed the famous red and blue tights of
> his other indenity, SUPERMAN! The Man of Steel. The Last
> Son of Krypton, The Man of Tomorrow. As Superman, Clark
> fights for a never ending for truth, justice and the
> American way.
Sarah: For those people who've never heard of Superman before.
>
> <Something strange is going happen to day. I know it.>
> Clark thoughted as he flew off.
>
>
> #########SUPERMAN AND SUPERGIRL: THE REAL
> ADVENTURES######################## #########EPOSIDE #1: The
> Girl of Steel##############################################
> #########BY DR.
> THINKER#######################################################
>
> On top of the "Daily Planet", Clark suited as Superman
> watch as Tanya Leets, Jiimmy Olsen, Perry White, and Lois
> Lane. With Superman was friendly helpers such as Prof.
> Hamilaton, and Lena Luthor, one of the more honorable
> members of Lex's family. Much of the noise was that of the
> rocket, the engine still workin, but then some spoke up.
Mark: (as rocket) I want a union! More wages, less work!
>
> "What's up? Sups?" ask Tanya. "Got a dream? It's seems that
> you look more nervously then a Pre-Crisis May Mines."
NeoVid: Superman's referring to pre-Crisis on Infinite Worlds? Didn't know he had retcon vision.
>
> "Who's she?" ask Lois.
>
> "Well, if we in Powerman's world, you would be her, Lois..
> She's Powerman's girlfriend reporter." stated Tanya. "And
> the talboits papers are still calling title you as
Signus: As opposed to table you.
> "Superman's girlfriend." Don't they?"
>
> A groan sliped from Jimmy's lip. Tanya has always been
> corpairing the two heros and their cast, including
> villains. Jimmy hated when he's compated to Jake Oyster,
> Powerman's Pal.
Mark: Okay, I now officially have no clue what's going on.
Speaking of heros with power, his thoughts
> to Superman, who seems to holding a book. Everytime,
> Superman rechecks his rocket that brought him to Earth from
> Krypton, he founds new stuff that his father, Jor-El put in
> the rocket.
NeoVid: Why he didn't just search it once with x-ray vision and get it over with was due to Down's syndrome.
> The book seems to be marked with the red and
> yellow S that usually on Superman's chest..
>
> "Well, I'm won't belive this. But Kiz Kiz-El did exist on
> Krypton. She was a Kryptonain who discover our galaxy. By
Sigmus: Dude, wouldn't the people in THIS galaxy discover it first?
> my super-calucation, it would be durning the "Black Plague"
> in the Dark Ages here on Earth and Krypton would had almost
> match present day, Earth." stated Superman
>
> "I wonder if God plays dice with the comos."wonders Tanya
NeoVid: Not according to Albert Einstein!
Mark: He's incorrect. God plays d20's with the cosmos.
> outlound. She got a few laughs, most from the human who
> work in the same building. Prof. Hamilaton, Lena Luthor,
> and Superman was still reading and checking the history
> book of the "House of El". She looked up and see Lena
> Luthor leaving Superman's side.
>
> "Hey, Tanya." stated Lena.
>
> "Yes, Mrs. Luthor?" asked Tanya nervously.
>
> 'DON'T CALL ME THAT!" shouted Lena.
>
> "Ouch! I don't had Superman's ears, Lena." stated Tanya,
Sarah: The court order made me return them.
> rubbing her back right ear.
Sigmus: So apparently she has two rows of ears.
>
> "Sorry, but I'm not have a easy relationship, since
> Superman annoyed at my brother at his ocean party. I give
> some strange honorable remarks that even steaming Lex a
Mark: You see, Lex had taken a steaming bath to return him to his normal state due to his Jusyenko curse.
Sarah: EEEEEW! Not Lex-chan!
> little bit more." stated Lena. "I got plans, Lena Electrics
> has plans for the Superman Week for Metropis, and I need
> some help. And since Kal-El himself is busy."
>
> "I'm was picked.." stated Tanya.
>
> Lena only nodded as Tanya and her headed for the stairs's
> door.
> ##################################################################################
>
>
> <Strange. Metroplis's Alien Ave and Main Street, seems to
> be one of the best area to turn if you don't want to get a
> traffic jail,, if not the empty area in history of
> Metroplis. But it should not be like Space Ave and Planet
> St.>, thought Superman, <It's seems that the people are in
> a rush, today. Let's seems what's going on?>
Mark: Folks, I don't even think Dr. Thinker has a clue what's going on.
>
> Superman used his power of telescorping vision to see a
Sigmus: Able to see scorpions over 5000 miles away.
> teenage woman, who has blonde hair and blue eye,. Mostly
Mark: (as Superman) Must... resist... using... x-ray... vision... on... girl... Can't... afford... another... court... order...
> like, she might had got caught up with gang war, but
> Superman remember most of the gang war are Killer Stones,
> who live near LexCorp, and Lexors, a group of LexCorp
> lovers. That was prety fair.. Their fight take place mostly
> in and around what is own by LexCorp or Lena Electrics.
> Next, she might had accidently faill out from a plane,but
NeoVid: Who really cares? There's billions more where that one came from.
> Superman been caught planes since his first appearance.
> Superman x-ray her body.
Sarah: It's super peeping-tom man!
> It seems that it didn't look like
> it had work. Superman is immune to his own X-ray vision.
> Superman is puzzled by this thought. Superman landed in the
> street. It's seems the cars are impainting for her to wake
> up. Superman is afaird that the car might right over her.
Mark: ???
> Quicky, he fly down, easily liffted but the woman and fly
> off. <Funny, I thought she would weight a few pounds,
> because of yo-yo diets most teenages are on."
Neo-Vid: Yes, they eat nothing but yo-yo's!
Sigmus: They don't have any carbohydrates!
>
> ##################################################################################
>
> "Well, Prof. Hamilaton? Any clues?" asked Superman. He and
> Prof. Hamilaton was eximaing the strange woman with the
> help of S.T.A.R. Lab."
Sigmus: Superman or Happosi? You decide!
>
> "The only things is that she's from space. She might not be
> from Krypton, but it's seems that his watch lookings kind
> of spacely too me." stated Prof. Hamilaton.
Mark: It must have come from Spacely Sprockets.
>
> "[Hey! Illogicals! I come from Krypton! What do you think I
> wasn't harmed by your stupid laser-beams? I know for fact
> that Kryptonains had super-powers until the yellow sun. I
Sarah: Uh, don't kryptonians only have superpowers in Yellow Sun Sunlight?
> was the one that created the yellow star, Jygan-4 to test
> out that theory out]."
>
> "She's talking, but we can't piece together the lauguge."
Mark: The laugage was lost in the airpoart!
> stated Lois.
>
> "The only thing I got from her was illogical, laser-beam,
> yellow,and created." stated Superman.
>
> "[Illogical. Why would some from Kryptonian and have my
> crest on their chest, you couldn't even be a member of the
> 'House of El']." stated the woman.
Sarah: You COULDN'T be Kal-El, after all he's only a baby. I last saw him about 20 years ago....
>
> "What did she say this time?" asked Prof. Hamilatn.
>
> "Only got a couple. And it's familar phrase,. the 'House of
> El', which I belong to. " replied Superman
>
> "She's Kryptonian." stated Prof Hamilaton. "You know? Maybe
> your computers at your Fortess could help us."
>
> "[Please, Rao, have mercy on me. Why do you desere to put
> your Cold Caves of Evil.]" stated the woman."I been good in
> your name!!!!!!!!!!!!!]!"
NeoVid: I was GOOD while I stole and used your identity to buy the DVD set of Reading Railroad!
>
> "Did she say something?" asked Prof. Haamilaton
>
> "Yes. But it's seems she to be calling Rao for mercy."
> replied Superman.
>
> "The Kryptonian god?" asked Prof. Hamilaton.
>
> "No duh, Earthings! Looks have to you languge to talk!"
> stated the woman. "I was semi-working. I didn't want to
> move my legs, because my legs always seems to give me
> problems!."
Sigmus: For one, my legs are killing me with hackey-sacks!
>
> Prof. Hamilaton jumped behind Superman. Mostly
> English-speaking Kryptonians come from a certain area of
> the universe, called the "Phantom Zone.", another dimisonal
> that holds the worst villains of Krypton..
Mark: Like Ray Jay Johnson-El.
Sigmus: You can call me Ray-El, or you can call me Jay-El.
>
> "But I got a question?" asked the woman
>
> "What is it?" asked the Prof. Hamilaton.
>
> "Who is that strange suited man who wears by chest?" asked
Sarah: He's Superman, and he wears a chest so he can keep his organs in. That, and so he can have chest hair.
> the woman.
>
> "He's Kal-El, Jor-El's son. He's call himself, Superman."
> replied Prof. Hamilaton.
>
> "You know something, you got come from a latter period of
> Kryptonian's history, then were I was. So what's Superman's
> origin?"
NeoVid: Well, you see, Jor-El and Mrs-El loved each other very much....
>
> "I will answer this question for the woman." stated
> Supeman. "But before, I do. What's is your name."
>
> "Kiz Kiz-El." stated the woman.
>
> Thought Superman was still standing still, his mind was
> racing thought brain.
Sigmus: Unfortunatly, it hadm't been used for a while.
Mark: He's chasing Thought Brain! As opposed to Sleepy Brain, and Sneezy Brain!
>
> <Now it's was denifity. This same person was mention in
> that dream ealier!> Superman thoughted.
>
> "Well, Kiz Kiz-El, I tell you and the way to a certain
> palace." stated Superman. "I take your there.."
>
> ##############################################################################
>
>
> "Did she broke the remote control yet, Pa?" asked Clark.
NeoVid: Well, you see, she broke it when she found out MST3K was canceled.
>
> Jothathan Kent replied, "Not yet. But it was a close call,
> when she used her heat vision."
>
> "So many channels, has our super-daughter discover?" asked
> Martha.
Sigmus: 576 channels, and nothing good on!
>
> "Thanks heveans, for Lana,for hooking up DirectTV for us.
> At least count. It was 100 channels. She's is on the
> History Channel." stated Jothathan.
Mark: She's HISTORY after that shotgun accident!
>
> "Funny, how she come from a different timne period of the
> samel planet that you can from." stated Martha.
Sarah: Great, another kryptonian. Sam-El. Next, we'll have Chugga Chugga Bang-El.
>
> Kiz Kiz-El was dress in a blue blouse, purple earrings,
> orange shorts, and strange pink shoes. Clark never say
> this, but she was wearing a red belt with the "El's sheild"
> on it. When Clark first saw here, she was wearing a pink
> uniform on.
>
> "Well, Kal-El. Wondering what happen to that pink outfit?
> Well, it's was my lab outfitt." stated Kiz. "But looks like
> my warning for the future didn't work."
>
> "That could win an understantment of the year award."
NeoVid: Understantment? What's that?
Mark: It's when you stant under someone.
> stated Clark.
>
> Kiz's face flash a smile. It's seems her late kinmen seems
> to have gotten the dead-pan humor she has.
Sigmus: I.E. A lack thereof.
>
> "Can you do some for me, Kal-El?"
>
> "Get middle-size piece of ruby from the Earth.." stated
> Kiz. "I tell you the reason when you return."
Sarah: Little does he know I'm going to use it to create... THE ULTIMATE TUBE SOCKS!
>
> ###############################################################################
>
>
> "Where's Kiz? Is she up to something?" asked Clark He was
> in his Superman outfit. "Where's ma, pa?"
>
> "Martha is out shopping for woman's clothing with Lana. Ms.
> Kiz-El is the next room, and her something must having some
> to do with using Martha's sewing mechines for a few hours
NeoVid: Yeah, sewing machines sounds rather hard. Especially getting the needle through.
> straight." anwser Jothathan.
>
> Clark walked slowly into the next room. Kiz was sitting on
> chair near Martha's sewing mechine.. The sewing mechine had
> nothing it,but they seems to be small of amount of blue,
> yellow and red threat in Martha's sewing basket.. Kiz was
> wearing her pink uniform again.
>
> "When I do experiments, I keep wearing by pink uniform.
> Helps me think. By the way, can you do a double-check with
> your X-ray vision?" asked Kiz as Clark place the huge ruby
> on top of the sewing table, wear the sewing mechine sits.
>
> "Check what?" asked Clark. "I don't see anything."
>
> "I forget his uniform in lead-lined, because Science Coucil
> members some time deal with dangerous checimals." stated
> Superman as she started toi remove her lab uniform slowly.
Mark: WOOOO! IT'S A LEMON!
NeoVid: Get your pants back on.
>
> Clark turned his head to prevent to see a naked woman. He
> doesn't want to see a naked woman at all..
Sarah: Told you he's gay!
>
> "You can turn head back, Kal-El." stated Kzi.
>
> Kiz wasn't naked, she was wearing a female version of his
> Superman outfit. Instead of a red tights, she wearing a red
> skirt. Her boots were blue. On the self behind Kiz was a
> red wig and an old pair of Martha's eyeglasses.
>
> "So what's the ruby for?" asked Clark.
>
> "Watch!" replied Kiz has she started her heat-vision. It's
> seems that it was full power which could melt anything.
> When it was done. They only a small about of ruby. The
> left-over Ruby was shape into two-S shape items.
NeoVid: Wouldn't Kiz Kiz-El have K earrings?
>
> "Ruby earrings. Since I use blue boots, and need something
> red to show off my blue eyes." Kiz laughed.
>
> "Girls! They all the same even the ones from Krypton."
> stated Jothathan.
>
> "I got a lot of different clothing. Lana Lang help out.
> Don't worry, about she's knows about Clark's sercet. What
> ever your don't like, or can't match, she would love it for
> her job." stated Martha as walking into the room.
>
> "What her job?" asked Kiz Kiz-El.
>
> "She works at the head of 'Warehouse of Clothing' on WB
> Studios' lot."
Sigmus: Unfortunatly, they locked her in a tower, but whenever he gets loose, she vamooses, and now you know the plot.
> stated Martha as Kiz placed her earrings in
> her hole. "She hold all clothing on the lot. She keeps some
> stuff when they need some teenages for school dramas."
>
> Quicky, Kiz move at a super-speed, over up her Supergirl
> uniform. By the time, she was done, her Supergirl outfit
> was on the hanger in a clothing. Kiz had cover her blonde
> hair with the red wig, her face had a pair Martha's
> glasses.
>
> "From my teenage years." Martha stated, knowly that Clark
> hates mysteries.
Mark: D*** you, Perry Mason!
>
> Her body was in a brown blouse, and blue skirt. Her feet
> was cover with high tops.
>
> "So I need a name?" asked Kiz. "In name something that I
> like."
>
> "Linda?" asked Clark.
>
> "To old." stated Kiz.
NeoVid: To old, as he is my best friend.
>
> "Kim?" stated Martha.
>
> "Sound to close to one of my own problems back on Krypton
> Kim-Zu." stated Kiz. "She works turns serious books into
> funny books under the name of Ra-Xi."
>
> "In my dream, Ra-Xi was mention as writting your book."
> stated Clark.
>
> "We talk about her later. Any other names?" asked Kiz.
>
> "Kate?" asked Jothathan
>
> "To lame." stated Kiz.
Mark: I don't think Dr. Thinker knows the difference between "to", "to", and "to".
>
> "Cassie?" asked Martha.
>
> "To young." stated Kiz.
>
> "Ciz?" asked Clark.
>
> Kiz laughed as she answer Clark's own question. "To silly."
Sarah: (as Kiz) Yeah, anyone named Ciz would be... HEY!
>
> "Janet?" asked Clark.
>
> "Doesn't sound right." replied Kiz.
ALL: *EXTREME**NAMING**ACTION*
>
> "Kelly." stated Martha.
>
> "Kelly Kent. Kelly Kent. Sounds a like a prefect teenager
NeoVid: Why Kelly Kent's a perfectly kremulous name!
> name to me.." replid Kelly
>
> ##################################################################################
>
>
> The next morning, Kelly walked into the Kent's kitchen.
Sigmus: (as Kelly) What's cooking, Doc?
> Martha was busy cooking. Jothathan was reading the "Daily
> Planet".
>
> "Well, how was your first night?" asked Martha.
>
> "Funny, I couldn't sleep a wink." replied Kelly.
Sarah: Stupid inacurate sleep spell! Can't even sleep a wink!
>
> "Clark has the same problem." replied Jothathan.
>
> "So's where Clark?" asked Kelly.
>
> "He returned to Metroplis, to get to work. He's works at
> the 'Daily Planet', as one of the city reporters." answer
> Martha.
>
> "He's some eggs." stated Martha.
Mark: Yep, Doc Think definatly learned english as a second language.
>
> "At got a question? How long is take me to get to in a
> Earthing school, and some old items."
Sigmus: Not very long, but if you want a Fireing school it will take longer.
>
> "We work it. We don't think it will be done for a few days.
> So what are you going to do?"
>
> "Just fly around." replied Kelly, her eye glowing a like a
> little star in the sky.
>
> #################################################################################
>
> Three days, later, strange news had reach the "Daily
> Planet", where Superman in his other indenity of Clark
> Kent.
>
>
> "This has been going on for 61 hours." stated Lois.
>
> "They seems to be a pattern......the first letter in each
> area she been spotted could spell out who is or where the
> mysterious girl is going sell out a word." stated Tanya.
NeoVid: Yes, Alex, I'd like to buy a vowel!
>
> "Hmmm...She wrecked a gang in Oymplic, Sattile...then she
> stop a lava problem off Hawaii, Hawaii...she stop armor car
> robby
Sigmus: As opposed to armor car jenny.
> in Tokyo, Japan. Then she throw a bomb out a bulding
> in Berlin, Germany. Next, she stop a another gang in Paris,
> France. Help restarted an stable volanco in Iceland. Then
> she saved a submarie of the cost of Greenland. Then our
> girl had landed in Portland, Maine to push some beach
> whales back to the ocean." stated Jimmy Olsen.
>
> "O...H....T...B....P....I...C...P...W.." Lois muttered.
Mark: Well, it could be an acronym for Orange Hot Tennis Balls Pick In Conneticut Power Weekend!
> After short pause, Lois contunied "Sorry, Tanya. It doesn't
> make a word."
>
> "CLARK! PROVE HER WRONG!" yelled Tanya.
>
> "I'm not a fan of scramled words." replied Clark.
>
> "Could it been that isn't the words, but the places? Get
> one of those spare world maps form the National Room,
> Jimmy." stated Lois.
>
> ############################################################################
>
> Supergirl smile, as she fly out of the city of Boston,
> Massachutes. Those sky-wreckers gang won't bringing down
> the house for anytime soon. She will soon be visting
> Metroplis soon, and to see what Clark thinks of the
Sarah: Closet she wants him to get out of.
> msterious woman.
Sigmus: Who's msted everything from "Eye of Argon" to "Artemis's Lover."
> Supergirl decide to use her X-ray and
> telescope vision to see Clark and his friends working in
> the Metroplis. Supergirl listen her with her X-ray vision.
Mark: Wouldn't that be x-ray hearing? Just nitpicking here.
>
> "Started from western end of our country, crossed over the
> eastern ends of the world, then did stuff on the way back
> to the United States." she heated a young man. "If she
> pasts Boston, Massachutes, she will might land right
> smacked in Metroplis itself."
>
>
> "JAMES 'BIG BOOM'' JYEN GANG ARRESTED! GANG MEMBERS THINK
> OF FLYING GIRL BUGGED THEM." shoutd a teenaged female.
NeoVid: (as Flying Girl) So, wanna go to the movies? Wanna get your face painted? Want to tell me if I'm bugging you?
>
> "Then she's going land here?" asked a young woman
>
> "I would bet Superman's cape on it." stated Clark's voice.
Sigmus: But since I'm Clark Kent, I wouldn't have access to Superman's cape... Oh, crud, there went the secret identity.
>
> ##################################################################################
>
> Helen Trent, had saw better days in her gang, since
> Metroplis's hero know as Superman been working in the
> middle near to LexCorp's building, she thought she and her
> gang, the Rotten Razorettes, had a good chance on the
> outspace, just as long as it's not in daytime or early
> nighttime, but they didn't expect a flying girl to landed
> right on top of the store that they would about to mess up.
> The other members did strange things then usual: Jane Zigan
> & Kimbery Kakor stated using thier guns against the girl,
> but it's seems that bullets just bounce off.
Sarah: However, when they threw the gun, she ducked.
> The leader,
> Amy Azan try to trick the girl into think Superman lows a
> few gangs in Metroplis, but the girl stated "That's not the
> American way, Superman's honors.", and Amy went to
> dreamland for a bit. Helen Trent run with the rest of the
> gang members, only two, but they were lifted off, Helen
> truned to see a griming female. Her eye look cross.
Mark: She looks intoxicated.
>
> "Crime doesn't pay.", she place them on top of a police
> station.
NeoVid: (as crook) Actually, crime pays, but it doesn't pay very well. But there's a killer health plan!
>
> "KIZ! I know what you up to." shouted familar voice.
> Thought it was more of power, then Clark's usual voice.
> Clark must be in his Superman indenity.
>
> ###############################################################################
>
> "I hope you know what you doing. That story could be a lie,
> and Kiz is accidently a Phantom Zoner." stated Tanya.
>
> "This world isn't like Powerman's Pre-Crisis's world. You
> know you remind of some from Powerman Post-Crisis's World."
> stated Jimmy with a grin.
Mark: GAH! Stop talking about retconned events that never didn't happen!
>
> "Who?" asked Tanya.
>
> "Jane Steel." stated "The 'Daily Star' head janitor. Thinks
> Powerman is accidently one of the reporters at the 'City'
> room of the 'Daily Star.' She acts just like you." stated
> Jimmy. "And sees the glass as half empty."
>
> Tanya decide to wait until Superman and his new friend or
> foe diseapper before giving a headache to up to Jimmy. She
> might decide on dropping a soap on the floor that Jimmy
> walks on, giving his clothing a accidently mopping, or just
> removing Jimmy's Superman signal watch right from under his
> nose. .
>
> "Sorry, Kal-El." stated Supergirl. "Just want to see how
> you react. It was same I was expected."
>
> "You must be Kryptonian, too?" asked Lois.
Sarah: Actually, I'm from Iowa.
>
> "You win that bet, Lois.. Different time period, too."
> stated Supergirl. "The name is Kiz Kiz-El."
>
> "Let's have a girl-to-girl talk." stated
Mark: Sarah and Jimmy having a girl-to-girl talk? EEEEEEEW!
>
> "Don't you mean teenage-to-adult talk?" aksed Supergirl
> with a hint of a snicker.
>
> ##########################################################################
>
>
> "So I'm going to school tommorow." stated Kelly. "That
> means that our parents got me a fasle birth pappers for me.
> And that's means..(yawn) I had to a fake (yawn) or may
> (yawn) not fake sleep."
NeoVid: I've (yawn) even (yawn) inserted these (yawn) fake yawn (yawn) bubbles (yawn) into my speech. (yawn)
>
> "Night, Kelly." stated Clark.
>
> "Night, Clark." stated Clark.
>
> ###################THE
> END###############################################
>
>
> In my live action show
Sigmus: The ADVENTURES OF DOCTOR T, FOOL!
> , durning parts where they are
> Kryptonese (Jor-El and Laura/Kiz at Star Labs) will had
> over the shoot the words: DECODED FROM KRYPTONESE (The
> coucil argement/Jor-El and Luara's Plan K.
>
> Plan K is our course sending Kal-El to Earth.
>
> We might figure out how Kiz got off the Kryptonite, and
Sarah: Well, Kiz put a Kryptonite patch on, and slowly eased off the stuff.
> it's not going to good news to Kal-El.
>
> Aslo expect villains such as Bizzaro, Mettalo, Mr. Myzptlk,
Mark: Kltpzym! Nuts, the fic's still here.
> and other look to rust the Man of Steel. Don't forget
> Luthor's in the future too.
NeoVid: THANKS TO MY TIME MACHINE! BLUEWHAHAWHAHA!
>
>



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