to the next little old lady that happens to walk her dog down your street.
it will do 2 things...
You will feel much better and ...
she will never walk that little football size dog down your street again thereby it won't ever crap on you lawn again.
Now don't you feel better?
the doctor is in... 25 cents please.

Well, I guess to sum it up, you could say, there's three reasons why there's so little crime in Mayberry. There's Andy, and there's me, and [patting gun] baby makes three.