How to handle a Viper

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While a Viper is a wonderous and volatile creature, they can have a nasty disposition and it can turn deadly if you don't handle with care. It's a Viper for pish sakes, even kittens have claws. Vipers just have bigger claws and sharper fangs.

Vipers will generally leave you alone as long as you don't poke them with a stick. Poke em and they'll shine that stick, turn it sideways and stick it straight up your ass lol or simply slit your throat with it. They're quite vicious and sadistic at times

So that said, here are the instructions, the do's and don'ts on how to handle and care for your friendly neighborhood serpent.

Do call her out, chances are very good that she will come out to say hello smirk

Don't be sexist. The female can be every bit as deadly as the male and is.

Do treat her as a serious competitor because she is.

Do take her seriously in a match, she's not gonna do something stupid like work on your thumb, she's the type that'll just break it off and throw it to one of your fans, try and get that back

Don't make Viper swear like a sailor, she doesn't swear that often so don't have her rattling off obscenities.

You may call her a bitch but do not call her a whore, slut or any other vulgarity, that is a definite don't.

Viper rarely shows fear as she's gone against some pretty scary characters in her lifetime so don't paint her as being afraid of you unless you ask if it's okay. This doesn't mean that she doesn't fear ever, she'll just try her best to not show it.

Do not have her beg off, she wouldn't ever do that and if she did back away, it'd only be to get some momentum to come right back at you like a freight train.

Don't flash a cross at her, religious symbols have little to no effect on her given her lineage. Special circumstances can apply, just ask. Also don't hit her with sunshine unless you're offering her a cold drink with an umbrella in it. The sun has no effect on her and she can go out in it, enjoys it quite a bit I hear

However, beheading and fire can harm/kill her like it can any other creature.

In the ring, she's very aerial, very quick and given the choice between which move will hurt more, she'll always choose the more vicious even putting herself at high risk to do it

More to come..if there's anything specific you'd like to know that's not in the bio, ask.



    
This message has been edited by takersdoll0 on Aug 2, 2006 10:08 PM

Posted on Aug 1, 2006, 6:48 PM

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