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Merry Xmas, and Adios...

December 20 2001 at 10:37 PM
  (Login elephantstoned)
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I'm off to Ireland for Xmas, so catch ya all in the new year.

My mate's staying here with my extremely ferocious Staffordshire, so no funny ideas young Daniel, regarding having it away with my Roses stuff..



Have a good one everybody, get wild..!

Laters,

M




Elephant §toned.
The Stone Roses Website.
http://elephantstoned.co.uk

The Rub Online.
The Rub Official Website.
http://rub-online.co.uk

 
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daz b
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195.93.32.181

same as to yourself......

December 20 2001, 10:59 PM 

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(Login clawhandbomba)
213.122.210.19

have

December 21 2001, 10:11 AM 

a good one mick and dont drink too much of the black stuff.....

 
 

(Login pdmca)
195.92.67.67

Have a good 'un Mick (NT)

December 21 2001, 7:22 PM 

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Paul McAuley

http://Thisisthedaybreak.co.uk

Email: Paul@Thisisthedaybreak.co.uk

 
 

(Login thedannyclayton)
195.92.67.65

the cheek!

December 21 2001, 9:26 PM 

but merry christmas to you. have atop time in ireland, such a beautiful place.





Daniel

 
 

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Re: Merry Xmas, and Adios...

December 22 2001, 4:01 PM 

I was going to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year but ran it past my Solicitor. It turns out that this issue is much more complicated than I thought and he suggested a couple of alterations.
Here is the modern version which better fits our multicultural society and is far superior to the oldfashioned out of date greeting:

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Please accept with no obligation, implicit or implied my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . .

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A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have made Britain great, (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country, or is the only "BRITAIN" on the planet,) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, or religious faith of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.


 
 
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