(Via Milinet)

A quiz for Million Mom marchers to consider.

> >

> > OK now, no cheating

> >

> > 1. Ted Kennedy, Charles Schumer and Barbara Boxer strongly
denounce

> > private gun ownership. Their bodyguards; however, carry:

> >

> > A. Berettas

> > B. Glocks

> > C. Garbage can lids

> > D. Slingshots

> > E. Very heavy purses

> >

> > 2. You and your baby daughter are awakened in the middle of
the night by

> > your estranged, abusive ex-husband. Although you have a
restraining

> > order against him, he is drunk and beats down your front
door with a

> > crowbar screaming, "If I can't have you, nobody can!" You
should:

> >

> > A. Call Barbara Boxer.

> > B. Call 911, and tell them that they should arrive within
30 seconds.

> > C. Threaten legal action.

> > D. Grab a ping-pong paddle.

> > E. Reason with him (maybe he was an abused child).

> >

> > 3. Since 1987, 34 states have enacted concealed carry
laws. Violent

> > crime decreased in these states and the anticipated "Dodge
City" mayhem

> > never materialized. Even critics were surprised. Concealed
carry succeeded

> > because:

> >

> > A. Sunspot activity decreased after 1987.

> > B. Trigger locks rendered guns inoperative and therefore
safe.

> > C. Sarah Brady scared the crooks away.

> > D. A healing wave of pacifism swept over the hearts of
criminals in these

> > 34 states.

> > E. Janet Reno said that crime should stop.

> >

> > 4. Schools, churches, subways, and restaurants have often
been
assaulted, but

> > rarely military bases, police stations, or shooting clubs.
The reason for

> > this is because:

> >

> > A. The targets aren't sitting or kneeling.

> > B. VA benefits are lost if you shoot a soldier.

> > C. You can't enter an army base without bumper stickers.

> > D. Schools don't threaten felons with detention hall.

> > E. All of the above.

> >

> > 5. Logic, reason, and common sense:

> >

> > A. Are irrelevant if they contradict your feelings.

> > B. Should not apply to firearms.

> > C. Defy opinion polls.

> > D. Pale beside hysteria, fear, and political ambition.

> > E. All of the above.

> >

> > 6. Every dictator always disarms his victims, before
beginning to

> > annihilate freedom loving people. The reason for this is
because:

> >

> > A. Guns cause crime.

> > B. Guns cause accidents

> > C. Guns cause suicides

> > D. Being defenseless is the only way that mothers can
demonstrate their

> > love for their children

> > E. All of the above

> >

> > 7. The FBI states that every 5 minutes there is a woman who
is raped.

> > Because of this you should:

> >

> > A. Wear crotchless panties

> > B. Carry extra condoms

> > C. Always have an inflatable mattress in the trunk of your
car

> > D. Invest in pepperspray scented underwear

> > E. Don't vote for a Democrat

I really enjoyed reading all of it. I am still looking for those Crocthless panties. Are they from a catalog or does Billary wear them in the White House? Pepperspary scented undies? Gotta love it. Keep em coming. SF Jose

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