From: "MCILHANEY,ROBERT L.", INTERNET:MCILHARL@apci.com
To: "Dave Lindstedt (E-mail)", 73422,1726
Date: 5/30/00 6:16 AM
RE: FW: [Real Sergeants]
> REAL SERGEANTS
> >
> > 1. Can cuss for ten minutes without ever repeating a word.
> >
> > 2. Have a spine.
> >
> > 3. Can play a cherry Lieutenant like a finely tuned
instrument.
> >
> > 4. Can see in the Dark.
> >
> > 5. Have eyes in the back of their heads.
> >
> > 6. Still don't trust the Russians.
> >
> > 7. Still hate the French.
> >
> > 8. Don't know how to be politically correct.
> >
> > 9. Don't give a damn about being politically correct.
> >
> > 10. Think that "politically correct" should fall under
"sodomy"
> > in the UCMJ.
> >
> > 11. Love deployments because there is less paperwork and
more
> > "real work."
> >
> > 12. Can run a 4 miles with a hangover.
> >
> > 13. Do not fear women in the military.
> >
> > 14. Would actually like to date G.I. Jane.
> >
> > 15. Still know how to use a buffer.
> >
> > 16. Can tell you anything you want to know about an M1911A1
even
> > though they are no longer in the inventory.
> >
> > 17. Believe that they do have a rendezvous with destiny.
> >
> > 18. Believe that "Nuts" wasn't all that Brigadier General
> > McAuliffe said to the Germans at Bastogne.
> >
> > 19. Don't know how to use a "stress card".
> >
> > 20. Idolize John Wayne.
> >
> > 21. Don't believe that AAFES really needs a "commander".
> >
> > 22. Can remember when faggots weren't a "minority group".
> >
> > 23. Would have paid money to see Custer getting his clock
> > cleaned.
> >
> > 24. Really don't like taking **** from those who haven't
"been
> > there".
> >
> > 25. Know how to properly construct a field latrine.
> >
> > 26. Know how to do a daisy chain.
> >
> > 27. Knows that a daisy chain is not a sex act.
> >
> > 28. Might admire the Germans, but still realize they got
their
> > asses kicked.
> >
> > 29. Aren't afraid of the Chinese, who probably don't have
enough
> > rowboats to invade Taiwan.
> >
> > 30. Would rather be OPFOR than MOPP 4.
> >
> > 31. Don't believe a damn thing the Iraqis say.
> >
> > 32. Don't need a GPS to find themselves.
> >
> > 33. Have enough BDU's in their closet to start a surplus
store.
> >
> > 34. Think that MRE's taste good. (with a little hot sauce)
> >
> > 35. Are convinced that "wall-to-wall" counseling really
works.
> >
> > 36. Have more time on the frontline than most others have in
the
> > chow line.
> >
> > 37. Know how to make coffee when the measuring scoop goes
> > missing.
> >
> > 38. Know that it's not good coffee when you can see through
it.
> >
> > 39. Don't blame poor marksmanship on their M-16.
> >
> > 40. Know that inept leaders will always say they have inept
> > soldiers.
> >
> > "FOR THOSE WHO HAVE FOUGHT FOR IT, FREEDOM HAS A FLAVOR THE
> > PROTECTED WILL NEVER KNOW."
> >
>
>
>
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