A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around
> the block?"
>
> Mom replies,"No, because she is in heat."
>
> "What's that mean?" asked the child.
>
> "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
>
> The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take LulaBelle
> for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in
> heat, and to come to you."
>
> The Dad says, "Bring LulaBelle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with
> gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent,
> and said "OK, you can go now, but keep LulaBelle on the leash and only
> go one time around the block."
>
> The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the
> leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's LulaBelle?"
>
> The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,
> So another dog is pushing her home."
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