(Hugo walks to the stage)
Hugo: Good evening. Ill be your host tonight. I hope youll have fun. This month races are wide open and I know you actors and authors down there are in your nerves. So take it easy. This night we have some of the most talented authors in the Bait an Oscar community. For exampleTony (audience clapping) double nominee tonight with his masterpieces: Batman: Perseverance and Windowpane. We also have Jeffrey (audience clapping) author of The Shadows in the Night and Big Brother. And we also have room for newcomers, isnt that right Ryan? (audience clapping) Ryan C. is having an amazing first month with his bait The Price of High Society. Well so lets welcome our first host. To present the first award please welcome Ewan McGregor.
(music from Major Tom plays in the background)
McGregor: Good night. Im here to present the beautiful and talented actress nominated tonight for Outstanding Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role.
-As the ex-Big Brother contestant who has to face the fame she has earned by herself: Marianne Jean Baptiste in Big Brother.
-As the young woman who kills her father to save her mother and herself: Summer Bishil in The Shadows in the Night
-As the loving mother who wants the best for his daughter: Brenda Blethyn in The Price of High Society
-As the smart aunt who tries to help her nephew: Maggie Smith in The Price of High Society
-As the fragile woman who acuses a mother of hurting her child: Debra Winger in Windowpane
And the Actor goes to
Marianne Jean Baptiste, Big Brother!
(Please welcome to the stage goddess Meryl Streep)
(Meryl Streep walks to the stage as music from Book plays)
Streep: This month has been extraordinary for Actors. And I couldnt be more honored to present the award for Outstanding Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role.
-As an insane UPS delivery boy with strong passion for blood: Casey Affleck in Dalmatian.
-As the famous hero of Gotham: Billy Crudup in Batman: Perseverance
-As the smart detective who investigates a child disappearance: Johnny Depp in Silent Eyes
-As the indie musician with a turbulent past: Ben Foster in Cowboys & Indians
-As the man who influenced by a policeman wants to change his life: Ed Harris in Anew
And the actor goes to
Ben Foster in Cowboys & Indians!
(Now please welcome John Goodman)
(Goodman walks to the stage as music from Behind Closed Doors plays)
Goodman: This month we have a top notch list of nominees. Powerhouse performances all. Here are the nominees for Outstanding Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role:
-As a stiff woman willing to preserve her familys good name: Judi Dench in The Price of High Society.
-As a woman with a destiny she doesnt want to accept: Keira Knightley in The Price of High Society
-As a mother who gives her life to save his daughter: Atossa Leoni in The Shadows in the Night.
-As a destabilized mother in charge of her daughter: Emily Mortimer in Windowpane.
-As a mother who wants to give her daughter a painless end: Charlize Theron in Silent Eyes
And the actor goes to
Emily Mortimer in Windowpane!
(Welcome now the sweetness herself Amy Adams)
(Adams walks to the stage as music from [title of show] plays)
Adams: Hello. Its the time of that performances who help the leading people to shine even more. Here are the nominees for Outstanding Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role:
-As the author that takes advantage of the Bell story to further his career: Dylan Baker in Windowpane.
-As the policeman with a not very nice background: Don Cheadle in Anew
-As the villain of the most acclaimed series: Jason Butler Harner in Batman: Perseverance.
-As the death itself: Bill Nighy in Godfather Death
-As a famous Islamic terrorist: Michael Richards in House of Bin Laden
And the actor goes to
Don Cheadle in Anew!
(Please welcome now lovable Kate Winslet)
Winslet: Hi. Im here to present the awards for writing and directing. Lets go with the first one. Here are the nominees for Best Adapted Screenplay:
-[title of show]
-Angel of Lurrock
-Batman: Perseverance
-Be a Mensch
-Godfather Death
And the winner is
Batman: Perseverance!
The nominees for Achievement in direction are:
-Paul Haggis, ANEW
-Patty Jenkins, Windowpane
-Roger Mitchell, Big Brother
-Jean-Pierre Juenet, Batman: Perseverance
-Tarsen Singh, Major Tom
And the winner is
Paul Haggis, Anew!
And Finally the nominees for Best Original Screenplay are:
-Anew
-Big Brother
-Cowboys & Indians
-House of Bin Laden
-The Shadows in the Night
And the winner is
The Shadows in the Night!
(To present the last award please welcome Clint Eastwood)
Eastwood: Its the time of the biggest award of the night. The nominees for Outstanding Performance by the cast of a Motion Picture are:
-Batman: Perseverance
-Big Brother
-The Price of High Society
-The Shadows in the Night
And
-Windowpane
And the winner is
THE PRICE OF HIGH SOCIETY!!!
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Actor: Ben Foster, Cowboys & Indians
Actress: Emily Mortimer, Windowpane
Supp. Actor: Don Cheadle, Anew
Supp. Actress: Marianne-Jean Baptiste, Big Brother
Director: Paul Haggis, Anew
Or. Screenplay: House of Bin Laden
Adp. Screenplay: Batman: Perseverance
Motion Picture: The Price of High Society
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