We may never have this chance again to create this thread so...if you win the Mega Millions tonight (let's assume you have the only winning ticket...what would you do with all that CASH? Good Luck to anyone that plunked down a buck or two...

Use it all to help pay off the national debt!

Commission a new series of Luck with Dell and Jerry in the lead roles. Spanky , you would get a part as one of the degenerate gamblers

Buy a subscription to that website that tells you which horses have the large-heart gene.

Buy the Dodgers. Oh wait, that ain't hardly enough. May wait for a bigger number to play.

I changed my mind - I'd buy AP & fire everyone but Bill Thayer & let him run the joint.