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Important Women's Health Issue:

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas..

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration

Erotic lustfulness

Loss of motor control

Loss of clothing

Loss of money

Loss of virginity

Table dancing

Headache

Dehydration

Dry mouth

And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to
think you can sing.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas. Thank you.

Oh I've known about the benefits of Margaritas for quite some time....they've literally changed my life! HIC! 'Scuse me.....

jane

Jane....have u tried a blended Midori Margarita? soooooo good...major brain freeze though..

Hi Cherry!!

Hi Jane!!


Frozen Margaritas with an extra shot of Tequila floating on top is my go to beverage during the long hot NY summer. So refreshing and the perfect elixir for all of life's stresses.
Drink up ladies, The first round is on me!

Ill drink to that! But since I am listening to White Lion all I can say is WAIT! lol Take care...Guv

It's margarita time! i think i can handle a few drinks a few relaxing hits off the pipe and marathon movies....it's toooo hot to do anything outside ..lazin on a sunny afternoooooon