****got this from a email*****

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the

Afghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he

noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant

why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as

you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir,

sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have Molly the camel."


The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand

about "urges", so the camel can stay."



About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges".

Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant

to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the

Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane

s*x with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how

the men do it?" "No, not really, sir, they usually just ride the camel

into town where the girls are."