Requests for leave:


* Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for
leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land
along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

* This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an
employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old
son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."


* Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an
employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my
daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

* From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my
mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please
grant me 10 days leave."

* Another employee applied for half day leave
as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and
I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

* An incident of a leave letter: "I am
suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

* A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am
studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to
leave me today"

* Another leave letter written to the
headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the
day."

* Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

* Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the
above, please refer to my below..."

* Actual letter written for application of
leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband
at home I may be granted leave".

* Letter writing: "I am well here and hope you
are also in the same well."

* A candidate's job application: "This has
reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant
- Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I
can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

LOL...a good laugh!

English no tokples ya, bai umi tok wannem gen!...LOL.