Funny forwards really do make your day, so i decided to share!
This joke has probably been recycled many a time. Tis a good laugh anyway.
A local chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted.
But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to
go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to
her.
HE WROTE :
Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much
mediation.I have a strong indication to become your relation.As to my
educational qualification,it is no exaggeration or fabrication that I have
passed my matriculation examination;no doubt without any hesitation and very
little preparation.What do you say to the solemnisation of our marriage
celebration according to the glorification of modern civilisation and with a
view to the expansion of the population of present generation.
On your approbation of the application,I shall make preparation to
improve my situation,and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
it will be our argumentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint
dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,
To remain victim of your fascination.
SHE WROTE :
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,Congratulation for your lengthy
narration of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation for a
combination which on examination I find is a fine presentation of your
ambition.
You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,what about
my graduation after a long botheration,so improve situation in education
and make an application by acquisition of post graduation and minimum
qualification for the convocation and before taking your photo for
circulation undergo beautification.
Further strict observation of the following conditions is the
regulation for the determination of our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a
victim of any fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.
In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of
paper conversation .
I Remain,
Unaffected by your affection.