I don't have almost any of this shit, and I'm a Teenage UFO!

1. the Who Sell out (ok, yeah, so I have that one)
2. the Ramones first 4 albums (I own NONE)
3. Guided by voices' entire recorded output (I own some of it...)
4. something Else by the kinks (no kinks)
5. guitar straps that are entirely too long (mine is standard length)
6. lucky strikes (I don't SMOKE)
7. Beer (I don't DRINK)
8. rock n roll attitude (I don't FUCK)
9. middleworlds first album "learning to swim" (at least I can FUCKING THINK...sorry for the minor threat rant, I do do most of that stuff.
10. Lenny Bruce (own an LP, never listened to it)
11. Everything by the New York Dolls and the MC5 (own NONE)
12. a great dislike for ones ex-girlfriends (don't have any ex-girlfriends)
13. the mutha-fuckin Beach boys (own NONE)
14. the Nuggets box set (own NONE)
15. Big Star (own "third", which I bought at goodwill for $2, currently stolen by logan...that's okay, I think it sucks anyway)
16. beer (I don't drink all that often-- never when we play.)