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Hello, Bassist Matt Waters from the Teenage UFOs here...

I beg to differ: there is no apostrophe in the title "UFOs appear". Apostophes denote posession. "UFOs" denotes multiple UFOs, which is exactly what I believe the author intended.

Note to self: get all-ages show at O'Cayz.

Matt