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Request?

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Do you guys have any t-shirts for sale? I understand that you aren't a band anymore, but I have an awesome collection of obscure/unsigned band t-shirts that I wear to basically appear cool, and I like the name "the u.fo.'s", or whatever. So email me. I'm willing to pay like at least 30 bucks.

Posted on Sep 2, 2002, 3:02 AM
from IP address 144.92.164.198

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At least I'm not one of those kids sitting on the couch!

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Long time, no guestbook signing!
This is all I have to say:
Picture this...Cliff Fisher, naked, and smiling, with sunglasses on, in front of 125, bating and pointing to Molly while singing "Rock You like a Hurricane" by the Scorpions.

And, um...Is Grapes there? Grapes has been missing in action. We can't find Grapes anywhere!

Shit. The Cops are here. Gotta go.

Posted on Feb 7, 2002, 10:39 AM
from IP address 144.92.164.196

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The Ufos: the mission is terminated

by Anonymous

Posted on Mar 6, 2001, 9:03 AM
from IP address 209.83.11.168

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WE ARE BETTER THAN MOST

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BAH! These things happen, just wait until Madison gets ahold of whatever the hell comes out of this oatmeal conglomerate pudding o' stuff that we have right now. Certainly maximum ink will be knocked off its proverbial toilet when the butler st. powerhouse begins to rumble like a premature volcano of straight up rock and roll fornication that will eventually end up with some sort of big time monopoly of the free world of real friggin' rock and roll that no one who buys records from left to right will recognize. haha! Tis your loss. Stick around.

Posted on Apr 21, 2001, 12:51 AM
from IP address 65.10.148.149

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A quick one

by Logan Kayne

Don't you Fukin kids Dance?, this next tune, for all you boring motherfukers, is called, less than a zero, thats how i feel.

boring mutherfukers.

Posted on Dec 1, 2000, 8:47 AM
from IP address 198.150.12.100

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sup sup sup?

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the kids ain't aight master kayne!!!!!!!! you guys rock - don't worry.. fuck, does anyone know if joyce ever mainlined that girl-goo? murnout

Posted on Jan 8, 2001, 3:44 AM
from IP address 216.165.147.208

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Do not listen to the Smiths

by Matt Waters

Logical progression:

The Smiths
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Belle And Sebastian
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The Cure!
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The Eurythmics!!! Eww!!!


Haha, ha.

Posted on Nov 21, 2000, 2:58 PM
from IP address 144.92.44.76

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i pity tha fool

by Mr. Jacks Smacks

are you saying that belle and sebastian came before the cure? i donna thinks so brotha!

Posted on Nov 22, 2000, 10:42 PM
from IP address 205.188.198.31

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Read it again

by Lonesome Johnny

No, the message is indicative of the trail that a newly exposed listener may react to given the starting point and a stereotyped attitude. What Mr. Bass Player is saying is that one who has recently discovered The Smiths has a chance of becoming interested in Belle & Sebastian. If so, they stand an even greater chance of becoming involved in an observance and, furthermore, an enjoyment of The Cure, a band which they may have previously dismissed. There is no ill intent aimed at any of the bands involved, just at the predictability of music consumers who happen to consider themselves "Deep" and/or "Heartfelt," which is always bullshit. These phrases, when used to self-describe, always translate subliminally to "I'm a pussy and never listened to the Who and The Rolling Stones. As a matter of fact, though I say that I am inspired by the Beatles, I am unfamilliar with almost all of even their hit songs. But I like The Big Wu, See how much I suck?"
Its all there, do the math.......

Posted on Nov 27, 2000, 9:43 PM
from IP address 141.233.156.159

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Furthermore

by Lonesome johnny

If you continue to follow the natural progression of this thread you will stand a good chance of liking the Urethramicks, or whatever. It is at this point that my respect for you completely vanishes. Fuck you and all of your pasty pop-goth lunchroom anarchists. You are not worth the ones and zeroes that you have used to build your countless webpages and chatroom postings.

Posted on Nov 27, 2000, 9:50 PM
from IP address 141.233.156.159

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New album?

by Victor Kominsky

Hello, I am being from Russia. I had download you're song from mp3 web page i like it much but am being confused by this virtes of ngetive fasination? I hear that you would be making a album that is new, eh? I am being excited to hear it and hoping that can be buying it in local stors! Would you being come to Russia for to play on a tuor soon? I am hope that your will to post the days of shows on the web site? thank you teenage ufos!

Posted on Nov 10, 2000, 7:43 PM
from IP address 141.233.156.159

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purple lake of desolation

by mallard smoke

im oh so lonely, what a lonely board

Posted on Nov 10, 2000, 9:09 AM
from IP address 198.150.222.119

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update

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we got a new drummer, his name is Smatt. We got someone that wansta be our manager, his name is chad. We changed our name to the U.F.O.s.

we played a show last sat. in Mazo WI. Pop punk kids don't like us, 9 songs in 22 minutes. recorded for possible UFO movie.

Keep on the look out for the Teenage UFOs rarities album ,"Shit Box". containing lost classics such as "Barely Legal", "monte the muskrat", "Sleep the Sun" "you're a winner" "Mr. Zero's Pawn Shop" "Same old Song" "North Knows Why" and the first verse of "Hangin Out" among other things. availible only through our website. if you would like one, email me and maybe we will put the album together.

Posted on Nov 1, 2000, 4:36 PM
from IP address 209.83.11.195

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Hey yo.

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I saw your message up on the Concert Cafe board. And having just returned to Madison from GB, I was pretty interested in your band. I checked out your shit on MP3.com and from what I heard ("Less Than A Zero"), you guys are quite pleasing to the ear. But from the thing on your page, you hardly play shows. You guys should play some more, especially for the benefit of those who are not-yet-of-age to go see the occasional good show at O'Kayz.

Posted on Aug 24, 2000, 10:09 AM
from IP address 216.126.153.59

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Hey yo to you too

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Thanks for postin something on our board. it's been pretty much inside jokes only for the last year. And No , we don't play much. we seem to go threw drummers like spinal tap. AS for O'cayz, they won't even let us play there anyways , nobody in this town likes us cuz we're not an enterprising pop-punk band. If ya like our shit you should hear our new stuff. we are working on a new album "Ufo's Appear" at this very moment so that is one of the reasons we haven't been up to shit lately. keep in touch man.

Posted on Aug 24, 2000, 1:53 PM
from IP address 209.83.11.153

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We'd like to thank our Lord and Savior Jesus H. Christ

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Hello, Bassist Matt Waters from the Teenage UFOs here...

I beg to differ: there is no apostrophe in the title "UFOs appear". Apostophes denote posession. "UFOs" denotes multiple UFOs, which is exactly what I believe the author intended.

Note to self: get all-ages show at O'Cayz.

Matt

Posted on Aug 27, 2000, 7:31 PM
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New CD from Madison's BEST BAND!

by Mister Fuckin' Man-of-Steel

Local/national favorites CENTRAL PLANET have completed recording their debut album, just in time for JC Penney's back-to-school sale!
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New *Central Planet* 10-song CD due out 8-42-00!

It's tentatively titled "Discovering Methods Used to Obtain Flotation" and it's on JJO Records-- your one and only source for hair!

Includes "Metaphysical Erection", "Beat You Down (We'll Beat Your Ass) Like a Wet Mule", "Mesh Police Hat Sex Savior", "T.U.R.D. (II)" and the ever-popular "Casio Oddesey in Cm" (appearing here for the first time in its original, uncut, 17-minute length!)

Get yours now! Price is just $4.42-- and free if you *show us your cock ring*!!

Hey, fuck this shit!! I'm the man of steel and I'm a half hour late to Hooter's! Johnny D's gonna whoop my ass! Fuuuuck!

SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE SHITS! I'm off to Gold's Gym to work on BEATING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ALL THOSE DJs NOT TOUGH ENOUGH TO STAND UP TO MY MASCULINE PROWESS!! ARRGH!

BITCHES!!!!!!!

-Sean

Posted on Aug 21, 2000, 9:42 PM
from IP address 144.92.44.76

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Jerkin' it into cookie dough

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You forgot about the central planet hit song "Cookin' With Eric" It is delicious to the ears!

Posted on Sep 9, 2000, 7:03 PM
from IP address 141.233.156.101

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