Top Eleven Reasons Whites Are Dumb and Weird

# 11 - They think cologne is a drink.

# 10 - They think deodorant sticks are candy.

# 9 - They eat raw bloody meat in honor of cannibals.

# 8 - Upright iron boards have more butt than them.

# 7 - Ghosts have more pigment than them.

# 6 - Their legs and calves are the same size.

# 5 - Uncoordinated sounds from instruments is their classical music

# 4 - Incest is their sex therapy.

# 3 - The blonde-haired specie gets her facial flush from the toilet bowl.

# 2 - The blonde-haired specie has their highest IQ

And (drum roll) the # 1 reason why whites are dumb and weird ----

They keep putting stolen hash browns in their pockets!