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  • The Ten Commandments According to Obama
    • Anonymous
      Posted Sep 3, 2009 1:26 PM

      The Ten Commandments According to Obama

      After observing Obama on the campaign trail and during his first six months in office, we have concluded that our President lives and governs according to his own set of "Ten Commandments." They're certainly NOT the Ten Commandments you learned in Sunday School. In fact, many are the direct opposite! To prove that our conclusions are correct, you will find a link to source documentation for each commandment on the Patriot Update web site www.HumanEventsOnline.com.

      I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.)

      II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore.

      III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama.

      IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.

      V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money.

      VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby.

      VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.

      VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives.

      IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian.

      X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.
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