00 The Weather Channel says the recent east coast earthquake was caused by an
unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being
called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault. Other
theories are that it was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves or
that what we all believed to be an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6
trillion dollar check bouncing in DC.
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