FPJ said (about his citizenship), "Paano ako Magiging Americano ‘eh hindi nga ako marunong mag-englis."
Mr. T to FPJ: What is your position on Gov’t Transparency?
FPJ: He he.. I like best the Frontal.. he he
What does the index finger hand signal stand for? The index finger pointing up could mean :
1) We’re No. 1
2) Isang bala ka lang
3) Kasalanan ng nasa itaas kapag natalo ako, or bahala na Siya.
4) Do you have any idea?
5) We are very simplistic and have only one idea.
6) Watch out guys – The ladies are measuring you up!
Star struck Maximo Soliven’s lame interview with FPJ should include this question which I think is one of the most crucial points and it should go like this:
"If you happened to be just FPJ and not ‘The King of Pinoy Movies’, you know, like, Babalu (God Bless his soul) – would you still think of running as the President of our Republic?"
And a follow up question by whimpy Max should go like this:
"What would Legarda, Enrile, Maceda, Tatad and the rest of the morons say about your candidacy if you were not the "King of Penoy Movies?"
Pause..
more pause…
Oh no..!!
Then Maxine Soliven, with circles in his eyes, will pull his “hair” (I hope Arnel Ignacio did a good job on his top) in desperation and frustration..
"Hay nakoow! Maloloka aki-i"
MBSS Party (Masyadong Bilib Sa Sarili) at tinaguriang 24 K* Political Slogan before and during the election –
"Ang Masa ang No.1/ Mahal Naming Kayo” Political Slogan after winning the election – 'Huwag Kayong Hahara-hara sa daan namin at tiyak ang katapusan ninyo"
What would you think will happen to our country if this so called "Ghost Busters/ Magnificent Seven or Eleven" lead by their competent, knowledgeable statesman Mr. FPJ ?
FPJ … artista, sangano, MBSS President
Jingoy ..artista, sangano, feeling pogi, pikon, MBSS top honors
Lito Lapid …. Artista, MBSS
Bong Revilla …artista, MBSS
Juan Ponce Enrile … lumang luma na , MBSS pa
Francisco Tatad…. Luma na same
Erning Maceda .. lumang luma na same
Kayo na ang magdagdag dahil di ko masubaybayan ang lahat diyan sa Pinas.
The Supporters and Endorsers of our Sterling leaders are the ff: Dolphy, Erap, Ramon Revilla, Eddie Gutierrez, Eddie Garcia atbp.
"Now gentlemen, please raise your left hand if anyone of you has bastard kids?"
Pause…
"If not, then you can endorse your candidate because of your sterling credibility and excellent movie projects. Siempre walang tatalo sa mga movies ninyo. Please stop screwing up your own people – the Pilipino people. MAGPAKATOTOO NAMAN KAYO!!"
After 6 years, in the 2012 Elections, the candidates campaign promises, platforms and programs are;
1. Minimize Graft and Corruption
2. Stop Population Explosion
3. Created more Jobs
4. Reduce crime, kidnapping etc, etc..
5. We promise to improve the lives of our poor … and the list go on and on..
The Mother Statements of the old (since time immemorial) are now the Lola Statements.
"Hu hu.. kailan kaya nila papalitan ang mga statements nila.. Aray ku pu"
Bagong national anthem ng Inang Bayan … I WILL SURVIVE
Ang Inang Bayan… Magpa-file ng Annulment at irrevocable separation sa Sambayanang Pilipino. Ang kanyang hulin habilin "magtirik na kayo ng kandila" at Bahala na kayo sa Tatay Juan dela Cruz dahil MBSS at 24K din Ang Inang Bayan…Mag-aapply as OSW
24K The MONSTER
24Ks of our Leaders, politicians and the Pinoys in general ( include the religious groups)
1. Kabulastugan
2. Kalokohan
3. Kayabangan
4. Katakawan
5. Kahiligan
6. Kahibangan
7. Kakulangan sa isip (maturity)
8. Kulang sa pansin
9. Kasiyahang mababaw. Masyadong masaya sa kabila ng mga dusa..
10. Kriminal na sine-sweldohan natin
11. Kaharian nila ang bayan
12. Kamag-anak - mga anak! Sa inyo lahat iyan!
13. Kongreso – Diyos ko po!
14. Karanasan (di matuto)
15. Katalinuhan/ Kainglisan (too much English, masa di nakikinig)
16. Katapatan (kanino?)
17. Kinabukasan (Sino)
18. Kabuhayan (ng ilan)
19. Kahalayan/Kamunduhan – sa TV, Tabloids, Magazine, pelikula atbp
20. Kabuktutan ng bawal na gamot,users, some law enforcers
21. Kabulokan ng sistema, batas papel lang (unang araw lang pinakamatagal)
22. Kitid ng isip at imahinasyon
23. Kamangmangan sa kabila ng mataas na edukasyon
24. Kalat, kalawang, dumi, mababang uri ng buhay… and the lists goes on and on..
Ang kalaban nating Pilipino, ang kalawang na kumakain sa sambayanan Pilipino, hindi kalabang kabilang Partido, Ang Halimaw na bumabalot sa atin mula ng maging republika at matuto tayo. Mga Ghostbusters nina FPJ, Ping, GMA, Roco ay walang magagawa dahil nabalutan tayo ng 24K na iyan. At kung hindi natin babaguhin tiyak sa KANGKUNGAN ang lagpak natin. What we’re doing is we keep on digging and digging ourselves deeper.
TOMORROW start your day by cleaning; from your bed, from your kitchen and from your door to your front yard. Maski hindi maganda ang inyong bahay, linisin ang tabi, tapalan ng bagong karton kung luma at sira na (imbis na ibili ng alak, pulutan, load, atbp) palitan ng yero ang kalawang na dingding (konting sakripisyo muna). Sitahin ang mga batang nagtitinda ng porno/smut na tabloids. Let us shout na “Maglinis Na, Ipagtanggol and karapatan. Huwag maging pushover ng mga taong 24K. Maging STRONG CITIZEN na With Pride and Honor na puede nating ipagmalaki sa ibang bansa. Bakit hindi di ba?
Itutuloy….
If I make sense here, please pass this on..
If not – then you know what to do…
Sorry if I make fun and tell jokes about somebody about anything then I am part of the 24K Monster. But then again we can make endless jokes and have fun – we are still the victims of our own irresponsibility’s. Let us end this now.
I DO THIS BECAUSE I CARE. HOPE YOU DO TOO
Temi Tiongson
Jersey City, NJ, 07304 US
[Webmaster's note: This entry was originally posted in the PHNO Guestbook on Friday, March 05, 2004 at 17:48:49 (EST)]
Posted on Mar 5, 2004, 6:51 PM from IP address 64.229.103.121
