Doors will have to be redesigned for your size -> More expensive doors for your house.
Your feet will be hanging from the edge of the bed -> This position will make you more impotent.
The tricycle will creak under your weight -> The driver will charge you more fare.
The road will deteriorate under your heavy carriage -> Pay more road taxes.
Your presence here will upset the ecological balance since you have substantial fart. The noise level will be be more decibels due to your laugh.
In short, get out. You are a menace to us and an environmental disaster.
Posted on Apr 12, 2006, 6:12 PM from IP address 220.127.116.11