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Don't break your head.

by Lemuel G. Abarte (no login)

 

Doors will have to be redesigned for your size -> More expensive doors for your house.
Your feet will be hanging from the edge of the bed -> This position will make you more impotent.
The tricycle will creak under your weight -> The driver will charge you more fare.
The road will deteriorate under your heavy carriage -> Pay more road taxes.

Your presence here will upset the ecological balance since you have substantial fart. The noise level will be be more decibels due to your laugh.

In short, get out. You are a menace to us and an environmental disaster.

Posted on Apr 12, 2006, 6:12 PM
from IP address 203.131.139.86

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1. Lamuel " GO" abarte. Anonymous, Apr 12, 2006, 6:53 PM
1. Wash your jerseys, jersey joe (for want of a name).. Lemuel G. Abarte, Apr 12, 2006, 10:01 PM
1. football?. Anonymous, Apr 14, 2006, 4:53 PM
1. You are British! WAHAHAHAHA!. Lemuel G. Abarte, Apr 14, 2006, 6:20 PM
2. What Would Lemuel know about Football?. Gman, Apr 14, 2006, 7:49 PM
1. What do you know about your eggs, ostrich Gman?. Lemuel G. Abarte, Apr 15, 2006, 8:00 PM
2. My response to a pathetic Moron. Gman, Apr 12, 2006, 6:59 PM
1. You are the moron and it is a shame. Lemuel G. Abarte, Apr 12, 2006, 9:59 PM
1. I hope I meet you little fella. Gman, Apr 13, 2006, 7:29 AM
1. Name the place, don't hope.. Lemuel G. Abarte, Apr 13, 2006, 6:14 PM
1. Your so called Goons. Gman, Apr 13, 2006, 8:23 PM
1. WAHAHAHAHA!. Lemuel G. Abarte, Apr 14, 2006, 1:15 AM
2. stop talking about goons.. Anonymous, Apr 14, 2006, 5:00 PM
1. Come and we will have a match, coward. Lemuel G. Abarte, Apr 14, 2006, 6:21 PM
1. It would be fun Lemuel. Gman, Apr 14, 2006, 7:36 PM
1. I'll use a gun on you.. Lemuel G. Abarte, Apr 15, 2006, 6:11 PM
1. Lemuel, I will will just twist off your pointy little head with my hands. Gman, Apr 15, 2006, 9:29 PM

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