imagine the grin on my face!

Picture the scene......

There I am, Sitting in my Blue room listening to my normal diet of Dolly Parton & S Club JRs. When there came a knocking at my door, So doing what all good citizens do I ignored it and proceeded to knock anothe one out (Tinker with my tank, squeze yogurt out of the one eyed Frube) as i was nearing climax (3.72 seconds later), there came another knocking at my door.
BY the the time the second knock had finished, having spilt my milk as it were i decided to investigate the infernal knocking.
Anyway i opened the door and discovered a box about 3ft square so i brings it in, unwraps it and inside to my surprize I found a 12", ribbed, big black rubber grass hopper with optional additional vibrating attachements, after a long and arduars trial of the kit in question (31.71 minutes, 19.72 of these minutes was trying to unwrap it, and another 10 mins trying to find the on switch),
oh bollucks
gotta go.