Maybe she is cute
I really don't know but you can find a lot of fine scripts at
http://www.worldwidemart.com/scripts/ . Matt is the guru of making scripts. I know it is hard to understand those scripts.
It is not hard to upload them (make sure you are in ASCII mode and you should have a special folder called cgi-bin) but then you must make some of them readable or writable and for that you use TelNet and give commands in UNIX. I am not very good at it but I have helped a friend whith his cgi guestbook once.
So you just go on and fiddle with them. Don't be surprised if it takes some time before you get them running as you want