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What a load of bollocks!

June 9 2007 at 9:58 PM
Fennel Fairy  (no login)

What a load of bollocks!

The new NBA all-magnet system doesn't require weeks to notice growth or enhancement. It requires 24 to 48 hours from the first day of treatments. It works much, much faster than the previous systems. And like the previous systems, the more you use it, the more growth stimulation occurs, with no apparent size limit.

You can expect at least one inch of new breast tissue growth per month on the new NBA all-magnet system.

http://www.mykelco.com/myblog/?sectionid=4


Yeah. Right.

 
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Blu-Jay
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Magnets

June 10 2007, 6:14 AM 

A couple of days ago I overdosed on my Iron supplement. Now, every time I face north my tits grow two cup sizes. :-)
Atleast I never have to worry about getting lost in the woods again!

 
 
Fennel Fairy
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These magnets are dangerous!

June 10 2007, 10:30 AM 

Since the magnetic field in turn generates an electric field, you might get some unwanted side effects. Scrap metal will come flying at you at the same time as you generate electricity so you will look like a metal robot with huge boobs and hair standing up un your head while you sizzle. I hope you have porcelain fillings in your teeth...

Interference might also occur should you happen to meet someone else using this breast enlargement method. If you use the same standard magnets, the magnetic fields would be of equal wavelenght (Hz) and so they might totally cancel each other out. Now this is DANGEROUS! When the magnetic field gets smaller, the electrical field will get bigger since these are oscillating fields. OUCH! RIP.

 
 
Fennel
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Re: What a load of bollocks!

June 10 2007, 10:33 AM 

That last post was a joke by the way... :-)
But I guess Maxwell's law applies here too.

 
 
Blu-Jay
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Re: What a load of bollocks!

June 10 2007, 8:15 PM 

HE,He,He Even when I face south my tits still point north. Boy! does that ever hurt! Ouch!!

 
 

Fennel Fairy
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Re: What a load of bollocks!

June 10 2007, 10:08 PM 

I've heard of inverted nipples... but inverted TITS?
Maybe magnets could be a cheap form of sexchange OP;
Let the darn thing invert itself by magnetic power!


    
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Blu-Jay
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Re: What a load of bollocks!

June 11 2007, 7:21 AM 

Na! I've tried that. The magnets are way to powerful.They invert It too far and now it looks like I always have a doodoo in my pants!
It's a little uncomfortable to sit. :-0

 
 


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Re: What a load of bollocks!

June 15 2007, 7:02 AM 

Here ya go, some Oriental man and his soon must have been trying this new boobie growing program.
They aren't fooling me any.

http://videoholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/2007/06/amazing-magnetic-child.html



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